Like catdog, but with 50% less conjoined twins shenanigans.

I hope the snek is okay. 10 points for the title though.

You know what it is, and so do I.

She should have known better.

And they make good syrup, too. Also, you can eat their stems raw, but they're very bitter.

The bamboozle begins.

Hopefully she can run 'till the break of dawn... or the crack of dawn... whichever.

That's the sound they make, right?

I hear the street value of a pound of raw, unfiltered toad is quite high.

Mine's more a jaguar with a hangnail.

This might be a bit low effort, even for me. Like really, who doesn't know what this is? But like I said, I was hankering for cake today.

I'm just in the mood for cake right now. 'Hope it's not made with pond water dough.

"Hnnng... I'm trying to cross the Suez Canal, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps blocking it."
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I'm sorry you had to read that.

If yuri is not the answer, you may be asking the wrong questions.

...Upvotin' some pics,
And I scroll down.
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Yup, 1000 posts. And it came at a great time, too. (I probably shouldn't mention why, so just trust me on this one)
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I won't pretend like there hasn't been some...friction on this site in the past few months. But that makes the people who have stayed positive in the face of that even more special.
So I'll take this opportunity to thank everyone who's ever given me a kind/funny comment that really lifted my mood at the time. Because they are truly the ones that make coming back to and investing time in this site worth it.

I don't think I wanna know what a llamathrust is. But zebraforce sounds cool.

So you have a video for me?

We thank ye Kamisama for the bounty thou hast bequeathed upon us last week, and we pray for you to further bless us in the future. (I know I could just go to r/animemes if I really wanted to see that, or post them myself. But it's somehow feels better when they just show up here by themselves. It's kinda like seeing Terry the fat shark.)
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Another nice thing that happened last week was that I finally found a place that sells the chocolate banana jellies I used to love as a kid. I thought they'd stopped making them, but there they were. And they're every bit as good as I remember.