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Froggo Fun #440 - Behind Every Great King, There Is a Queen 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
...who wants to steal their carrot crown.
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Sauce: Oresuki 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That girl with the glasses. She looks...familiar.
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Gratitude Journal Week 6 - Pudding 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, me neither. But it's nice to treat yourself every now and then.
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Gratitude Journal Week 6 - Pudding 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Is there an embargo on Müller pudding or something? I had a real hard time finding any in stores. But I finally did, and it was great.
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Zero Context #37 - Goals 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
She has her future planned out better than I do.
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Froggo Fun #439 - Melm! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Eyeyeyeyey!
Zero Context #36 - Heh, Heh... 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Does this little guy... bug you, fellas?
Fun facts about german, Pt. III. 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I was kidding, of course. I don't expect butterflies to be brutal. Though death's-head hawkmoths kinda are.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. III. 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Speaking of metal, I was a bit disappointed to learn that the German word for butterfly, 'Schmetterling' has nothing to do with 'schmettern' (to clash, to dash, or to blare) but instead comes from 'Schmetten' (sour cream). So yeah, almost the same origin as English.
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Froggo Fun #438 - Incoming Call 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You might as well pick up. They know you're there.
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*puts headphones on* 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@jasonmon I'm not gonna make a @sad_frog account.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. II. 15 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Speaking of mister man, I recently learned that 'Kerl' is another word for 'guy' in German. Now 'karl' meaning 'guy' in Swedish makes a lot more sense... somehow.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yay! 'Looking forward to it.
Zero Context #35 - He Is the Eggman 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And they are the eggmen. And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
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But yes, those are some truly thought-provoking lyrics. Even if we discover Sans, we still live in a society where gamers don't rule the world.
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Fun facts about german, Pt. I. 13 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Part I? Is this gonna be a series? Please say yes.
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Easter Eggs want to be found 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"You're all stupid. See they're gonna be looking for colored eggs."
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Eggdog? Eggdog 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Easter and bamboozle in one fluffy package.
f*ck Woodrow Wilson, all my homies hate Woodrow Wilson 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Like I said, I know that. Still yeesh. But even without that, I understand Truman wasn't especially great.
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Also, in case it wasn't obvious, it's not him I intended to diss.
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Some really cool h*ntai I found. 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You're into some really kinky stuff, huh?
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f*ck Woodrow Wilson, all my homies hate Woodrow Wilson 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yup. I mean, I get that it was a war and all, but vaporizing 200,000 people? Yeesh...
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Froggo Fun #437/Special - Happy Easter! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You were probably expecting a bamboozle. But I bamboozled your expectation of a bamboozle. For this froggo actually is an Easter Bunny: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/03/27/us/cadbury-bunny-tree-frog-2021-trnd/index.html
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f*ck Woodrow Wilson, all my homies hate Woodrow Wilson 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not even close. But I'll give you another hint: Tru...
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f*ck Woodrow Wilson, all my homies hate Woodrow Wilson 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, are we dissing presidents? In that case, Imma gonna say the T-word...
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frog butt. that is all. 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Frog butts require no explanation.
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Zero Context #34 - Ah, Childhood Memories 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What? Didn't you have squirting contests with your friends when you were a kid?... Pfft, weirdo...