Turtles can't fly.

Sorry, but you can't marry a lamppost.

But don't coconuts float because they're hollow?

I'm not sure your legs can bend that way.

I do prefer ketchup. (You know, this IS more fun. Glad you requested it.)

Yes, pancakes are pretty good.

Okay. And since I'm not reading them, I'll just assume you recanted all your previous points. Nice of you to do that.

Starting...now.

Aww, you called me sweetie. Then how can I not honor your request.

I'm guessing I'm not supposed to read this either, right?

I'm sure it could. CBT is only a tool. How one uses is up to each individual.

Oh of course. But I do question why people think they're fascists, when there actually overt fascist organizations out there.

Sure, sweetie.

I didn't say I took offence to you mentioning them. I just found it strange that you cited an organization literally called "Anti-Fascist Action" as an example of fascism.

Ah yes, Antifa, the most fascist organisation of them. 'Can't think of any other instance where that might have happened, with even more dire results.

Alright.

I remember these guys:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/546966/froggo-fren-38spooktober-day-17-dianes-bare-hearted-glass-frog/

Oh man, that's cold-blooded.

That's wasn't a reproach. (Not everyone's out to attack you.) I was just pointing out that you made a pretty complex analysis for a character you claimed to be very simplistic. Also, do you write replies expecting people not to read them?

It is an unwritten law that if a frog does that, you must do it as well.