Vampires have it easy.

That is totally me whenever I see a frog, I can't deny it.

L-lewd... =*_*=

I know people love Terry, but he can't be everywhere at once. And he needs to rest every now and then.

"What will you have after 500 posts?!"

You need a brain as big as his to figure this one out. (Or you could just reserve image search it, but that'd be cheating.)

"But Doctor... I AM Frogliacci..."

"Tako" is the Japanese word for "octopus". And yes, it's pronounced almost identically to "taco". Coincidence? Yeah, most likely. But it's a fun one.
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As you may have gathered, this series will feature octopuses and octopus-related stuff (including maybe other cephalopods). And if you think you've seen enough hentai to know where is going, try not to tako 'bout it too much.

She's seen your search history.

Yeah yeah, I know; I should probably clean my laptop.

Absolutely debiru.

The past few weeks have been rough for me. But after the warm reception I received upon my return to this site, I can't help but feel grateful knowing that people like this are out there. I realize that a few comments may not seem like much, but they help others more than some might think.

Or wet cock, if you prefer. Another one for our German friends. Is @mia_linay still posting German facts?

Sorry for disappearing like that (I know so many of you must have been positively devastated) but I've just had a lot to deal with lately (I still do). Nonetheless I should be fine now (hopefully).
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I also did see the mentions, so thank you to everyone who thought about me while I was gone.

You cannot escape the bamboozle anymore than you can escape Muscle Frog.