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Good Advice 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Can't argue with results.
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Froggo Fun #472 - "Shush!" 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"My yeast is rising."
Happy Joan of Arc Feast Day! 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I was? I don't know. Maybe some 15th century English soldiers who fought in that war felt called out.
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Happy Joan of Arc Feast Day! 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Joan of Arc (Jeanne d'Arc in French) is the Patron Saint of France, canonized in 1920 by Pope Benedict XV. Her Feast Day is the same day as the day she was burned for heresy in 1431, when she was only 19. This is probably because no one knows her actual birthday (just the year, 1412).
Okay, so get this. She was born a simple peasant girl, while a war had been raging for over 100 years. One day, when she was 16, she claimed to have heard a call from Michael the Archangel which told her that she is to help the French army defeat the English. And that's exactly what happened. Her victories paved for the ultimate French victory in the Hundred Years' War.
Sound like your average YA fantasy plot, right? Except it's actual historical fact. I just wish it didn't have a Game of Thrones-style ending.
Nevertheless, her impact is still felt to this day; since old curmudgeony men are still afraid of teenage girls.
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Zero Context #68 - Rainbow Batman 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
He really has something for every situation, doesn't he?
That's hot 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I don't know if anyone cares, but that's not how BDSM works at all (at least in real life). Consent is very important, and discussing your limits and the details of each session is key. Also there's a reason safety words exist.
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Naturally, nothing can be done if one party keeps insisting they're into something they're not.
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Super Sunday Week 2 - Batman 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean, eventually, especially since you requested them. And you got some good taste, too. I really liked Blue Beattle in Young Justice, and Constantine in the Justice League Dark movies.
Super Sunday Week 2 - Batman 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Why? Because he's Batman! Apparently, he's the second most popular superhero in existence (after Superman). But he'll always be #1 for me. Him playing second fiddle to Superman is the greatest injustice, and it cannot go un-avenged. At least his movies/shows/games are a lot better overall.
The Dark Knight has had a long history ever since his debut on March 30th 1939. And just like Superman, he wasn't afraid to kill people in early appearances.
Another neat bit of trivia is the movie he watched with his parents the night he lost them was "The Mark of Zorro" (1940) starring Tyrone Power. Pretty fitting since Zorro was an inspiration for Batman himself.
Kanna Stronk 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Real dragon lolis make only one trip.
Fallout New Vegas is released 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's almost time...
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They didn’t know 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Little known fact, the US was secretly run by Piccolo from Dragonball back then.
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Pocket dimension 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Gone... reduces to A-cups...
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Lol abogsis 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Amogus what? Amogus what?? Is that sus harassment, what you did just now?
Froggo Fun #471 - Hey, Paisanos! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's the Super Froggo Brothers Super Show!
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All hail froggo 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, I've taken one down
So I sing a sad song just to turn it around
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Happy frog? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Am here for you.
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All Rise for the Cat-zikistan National Anthem 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Can't deny it, that does sound like the best day ever.
At Last, Official Animated Komi Cat 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Fan animations of Komi cat abound, but I'm sure many fans of the manga were overjoyed to see it brought to life by a real animation studio.
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Caturday Week 2 - Just Some Mass Hysteria 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Dog: *doesn't want cat*
Family: *gets cat anyway*
Dog and cat:
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Zero Context #67 - Lava Cat, What Is Your Wisdom? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's one hot pussy... I'm sorry.
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Froggo Fun #470 - Kitty, Destroyer of Frog Plushies 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
The attack on the frog plushie royal family by the forces of General Catissimo of Cat-alonia was swift and unprovoked. When asked to comment on the reasoning behind the strikes, the general had this to say: "They were just sitting there... menacingly!"
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I'm lazy 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well yeah, it's Snorlax, not Jumpnjax.
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I’m sorry what 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They most likely were. Though I doubt they were sexy.
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In all seriousness though, this is probably fake. I remember seeing a similar article about a brony back in MLP's heyday.
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I Wonder What's Being Streamed Though 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, it might not really matter if the streamer themself is good, or if you can just go with the flow.
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Freud's mom must have been so creeped out by him 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But did they ever serve McMommy Milkies?
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