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Photoshop - an origin story 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It is after I eat too much at once.
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Froggo Fun #475 - Me and the Boys Preparing to Raid Reddit after the Frog Ban 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You can't stop us. We're fully kermit-ed to the cause.
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Even when Lady D was around, I don’t think this happened 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Time to show 'em why a group of frogs is called an army.
They did, I checked 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Buh-scuse me?!
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All of Memories so Close to Me Just Fade Away 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
'Member when 1.44MB of external storage was considered a lot?
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“Sir, where shall we put the convicts?” “Just Popham on that island” 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You know, I bet Popham is a real place.
...Right? 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Asking the real questions here.
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...Right? 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
What about their horses?
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Good News. Terry Is Okay 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
In the early hours of the morning, Terry the fat shark, known for distributing gifts throughout various websites on Wednesdays, was rescued from his kidnapper by his smol shork apprentice and her friends. The chubby fish was in a state of shock following his harrowing experience, but was otherwise unharmed. He should be resuming his weekly gift giving tours momentarily. Terry's intern, Gura the smol shork, had no comment regarding the fate of Terry's kidnapper, whose body was never found.
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Context: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/625806/has-gone-too-far-this-time/
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Zero Context #71 - "Wherever We're Needed." 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm sure everyone needs a gay crew from time to time.
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We Are World, We Are The Children 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Not necessarily. Most countries celebrate it in November. If I'm not mistaken, countries in the former Eastern Bloc (aka former USSR satellite states) are the ones that observe it in summer.
Froggo Fun #474 - ALL GLORY TO THE RAINBOW TOAD! 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
ALL GLORY TO THE RAINBOW TOAD!
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Stop saying it's Friday 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Um, okay... Deal.
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Oh, the double standard 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ah yes. Gaslighting is also outdated.
The 1936 Olympics were a triumph for Nazi Germany 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And next year, history shall repeat itself with Communist China.
Das ist sehr interessant 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ist das richtig? Lass uns sehen.
Oh, the double standard 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean yeah. 9/11 is getting kinda old. It's all about January 6th now.
We Are World, We Are The Children 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
World Children's Day is actually celebrated on November 20th. However, some countries do observe it today. And I feel a summer day fits it better than a winter one. Sure, kids get snow in winter (in some places) but their Summer Vacation starts, or is close to starting, around this time. And most of them are more excited about that. (I know I used to be.)
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So, it's no secret that people on the internet don't care much for kids. Is that still a thing or has it maybe changed? (Then again, do big kids ever stop thinking they're better than smaller kids simply because they're older?)
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Has gone too far this time 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Deploy... the Smol Shork Rescue Team!
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Nekotoro nyan 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Try MangaDex. I hear that's pretty good.
Tako Tuesday Week 3 - Blanket Octopuses 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'll try not make any blanket statements about them.
There are four species of blanket octopuses in total. What sets them apart (aside from the colorful webbing) is that the females are gigantic when compared to the males, with the former reaching lengths of up to 2 meters (6 feet) and the latter only 2,4 cm (less than an inch).
So yeah, only the girls sport the rainbow membrane. And it's actually used as defense mechanism: when threatened, they will unfurl it to make themselves look bigger.
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Fillosuffee 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
No, but I might be pondering what you're pondering.
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Zero Context #70 - "Ruh-roh!" 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Don't let it poke you. Or do, if you're into it.
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Froggo Fun #473 - Unleash the Gay Frogs! 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Happy Pride Month, everyone!
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Pain noises 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Hello Darkness, my old friend...
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