Ich bemächtige mich keine Kultur. Warum glaubt man dass?

Calcium is useless without the (vitamin) D though.

And does watching lesbian porn make you a lesbian?

Wenn man fangt an, man sich nicht verkneifen kann.
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I wonder how badly I messed that sentence up. Whatevs, I'm just glad I sorta understand that big last word.

This is the future @cakelover wants.

Or maybe he was looking for a sign of what to do with his life, and he found it.

You'll never guess which group of people thought up this wonderful snack (or its name).

You can't stop us. We're fully kermit-ed to the cause.

Time to show 'em why a group of frogs is called an army.

Buh-scuse me?!

'Member when 1.44MB of external storage was considered a lot?

You know, I bet Popham is a real place.

What about their horses?

In the early hours of the morning, Terry the fat shark, known for distributing gifts throughout various websites on Wednesdays, was rescued from his kidnapper by his smol shork apprentice and her friends. The chubby fish was in a state of shock following his harrowing experience, but was otherwise unharmed. He should be resuming his weekly gift giving tours momentarily. Terry's intern, Gura the smol shork, had no comment regarding the fate of Terry's kidnapper, whose body was never found.
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Context: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/625806/has-gone-too-far-this-time/

I'm sure everyone needs a gay crew from time to time.

ALL GLORY TO THE RAINBOW TOAD!

Um, okay... Deal.

And next year, history shall repeat itself with Communist China.

Ist das richtig? Lass uns sehen.

I mean yeah. 9/11 is getting kinda old. It's all about January 6th now.

World Children's Day is actually celebrated on November 20th. However, some countries do observe it today. And I feel a summer day fits it better than a winter one. Sure, kids get snow in winter (in some places) but their Summer Vacation starts, or is close to starting, around this time. And most of them are more excited about that. (I know I used to be.)
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So, it's no secret that people on the internet don't care much for kids. Is that still a thing or has it maybe changed? (Then again, do big kids ever stop thinking they're better than smaller kids simply because they're older?)