Everybody wants number 3.

Done... now what?

Better than anything I could write. Not that I haven't tried. Never made past "The" however.

Yay, Dancing Duck still lives.

Yuri really does make girl love look the best thing ever.

Do you find it... wisible?

Squish that cat. All you need to know is to squish that cat.

She could not escape the gay, and neither can you.

"And perhaps you as well?"

You know, I actually did need to hear this. Thank you. It's not a joke or anything. I often feel like I try too hard to see the good in people who don't deserve it, and forget that it's best to just not give them attention.

I think of a duck. Hah, check and mate.

They're really making a Morbius movie? That might actually be kinda interesting.

Ich bemächtige mich keine Kultur. Warum glaubt man dass?

Calcium is useless without the (vitamin) D though.

And does watching lesbian porn make you a lesbian?

Wenn man fangt an, man sich nicht verkneifen kann.
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I wonder how badly I messed that sentence up. Whatevs, I'm just glad I sorta understand that big last word.

This is the future @cakelover wants.

Or maybe he was looking for a sign of what to do with his life, and he found it.

You'll never guess which group of people thought up this wonderful snack (or its name).