Don't worry, they're just loitering.

And really, who wants to wait in line anyway?

Be not afraid.

I hear it's because they're busy handing out gifts. Or is that just one special case?

Got my first "Your content has not been doing well. Try again later." today. Hoo-ray?... But I also saw this great frog display while out. Yeah, they're not real, but I'm hardly disappointed.

I understand these are becoming increasingly necessary.

Yay, Anne and Mary. There may not be a movie about them, but at least they're pretty good units in FGO.

I guess they work on plants, too.

The lewd is part of you but it does not control you. For the lewd resides solely in your mind.

Is your takoyaki really worth it?

But what if the tentacles ARE the damage?

Show of hands, who thought they were called "cuddle fish" for longer than they'd like to admit?
These particular cephalopods maybe not be especially cuddly, but as their name suggests, they are the largest species of cuttlefish in the world. Even so, they still only reach about 1 meter (3 feet) at most.
Despite being able to put on impressive displays of color, they are in fact colorblind. However, it's believed that they are one of the few animals capable of seeing polarized light. (That in itself, is a very polarizing view.)

...as close together as they want, 'cause they don't care what anyone thinks.

Whether cannon or not, yuri makes lesbian relationships look like the best thing ever. I'm well aware that in real life every relationship is subject to pitfalls and is not the apogee of flowery romance most commonly associated with this genre. Nonetheless, it's hard for me not to appreciate and feel a small inkling of happiness whenever I see a good portrayal of a yuri couple.
I'm guessing yaoi fans must feel roughly the same. Yaoi's nice too, but it just doesn't do it for me as much as yuri does. (And no, it needn't be on ice.)

"You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"

I know She-Hulk from the 90's Hulk animated series. I remember her being pretty cool in that. There's a lot they can do with her.

Finally, someone had the guts to do it.