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Hippity hoppity

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Lame joke, but cute drawing :) 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
He'd stop hanging out with the electrons, because they're always so negative.
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Caturday Week 4 - Russian Blue 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That's great. It's always nice to hear from actual cat owners and get their perspective. I'm glad what you said lines up with what I've read. What breed is your other cat?
Caturday Week 4 - Russian Blue 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Awaken, comrades, the Motherland calls. And then go right back to sleep after you yawn for a little.
Russian Blue is somewhat of a misnomer, since their fur tends to be silver to gray, and their eyes tend to be green. But at least they are Russian. The breed is believed to have originated from Arkhangelsk (Archangel), a port city in Russia. As such, they sometimes referred to as Archangel cats, or Archangel Blue. But are they angelic? Kinda. Among the cat breeds, they are said to be relatively calm and tranquil.
They're also quite intelligent and can be taught to do tricks or to hunt. This also means they get bored easily, and need to be kept entertained.
It's noteworthy that Nyan Cat was based on a Russian Blue, and so was Tom from Tom & Jerry. There's also a Russian Blue cat assassin featured in the Cats & Dogs (2001) movie.
(Note: real Russian Blues have not, to date, been observed attempting assassinations or flying across the sky while leaving rainbows behind.)
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Zero Context #80 - Alright, They're Cute. You Happy Now? 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Like any explanation is needed. This is basically cat owners in a nutshell.
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Froggo Fun #484 - Fancy Friends 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Just look at those threads. It must have cost them like $5 (which for cat and frog is like a lot).
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Just thought someone else needed to see this 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They're not frogs, however it is... acceptable.
Scandinavia and the World 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Personally, I feel a bit nonplussed.
Forbidden Knowledge 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Be warned. If ye be a speaker of the tongue of the Angles, turn back. Lest ye be mildly confused at the joke.
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Well Then... 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Remember to practise safe sex as well.
Guess What His Favorite Song Is 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shinning lights"
Truth Bomb 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It took him years of research to arrive at that conclusion, but some Karen will no doubt tell him that he's wrong.
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Zero Context #79 - Trust the Bird 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I can't sea them having the gall to lie.
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Froggo Fun #483/Froppy Friday - Now Here's a Rarepair 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Froppy is most often shipped with Ochako, so it's nice to see Mina get some attention, too. Also, I really like her ladybug shirt.
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Froggo Fun #482 - Fruity Frogs 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Aww, you're being too nice, but thank you.
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Zero Context #78 - Sailor Moon Says 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Better listen, or she'll throw her tiara at you.
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Rare Footage of Xi Jinping during Pride Month 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh totally. I got a Gaia for that.
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Tomboy Sunflower 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Tomboys seem to be pretty popular right now. But y'all ain't ready for plantophilia.
We made Terry sad :( 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm sorry. I still want him to come back though.
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The "special" kid 9 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm sure they're just poutain on a front. You must understand, their cirque-cumstances are very unique, and they can't always rely soleil on their central government. However, that doesn't make their struggles any less Mont-real. So don't try to arrêt their development. (And that's the extent of my knowledge when it comes to Quebec.)
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A Bold Strategy 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
That was her secret plan all along: not being a kangaroo.
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You’re really close, rin 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ooh, a Fate meme. Me likey. There's also an Archer that uses a spiked wheel as his main weapon. Indian Funsubsters might know him: Aśvatthāman.
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Rare Footage of Xi Jinping during Pride Month 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But, if you fuck a gay Earth, doesn't that make you gay?
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Early morning meme 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
In October? I guess it must warmer for longer where you live. It could have been the council. Perhaps it was to repay you for inducting me into the house of potatoes.
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Froggo Fun #482 - Fruity Frogs 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Look at these frogs,
These frogs are amazing.
Give them a lick
"Mmm, they taste just like rainbow."
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Not All Jokes Need One 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I guess I might as well be. But I don't trust myself to take care of anyone.
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