But it seems birth control still can't save you from making dad jokes.

This is no doubt a question that has haunted mankind since the dawn of...catkind. And many of you have certainly spent sleepless night wondering.
Well, according to "Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" by Bruce Bagemihl, homosexual behavior is observed in nearly all species of animals (even frogs and no, it's not due to any chemicals in the water). Now, the question of whether cats are gay as humans perceive this orientation might require further investigating.
What is certain though is that some owners may and do abandon their cats (or worse) if they witness them acting this way. I don't see why, it's not like there's gonna be any unwanted pregnancies as a result.
Remember, a pet is for life. If you can't handle them getting old, or getting it on with another pet of the same sex, then don't get a pet.

This kitty would make the best debate host.

Ore wa Nihonjin ni yurusanai yo.

Just a dab of love can do wonders.

I have heard of exactly...one of these. It was high time that was remedied.

If anyone comes across some change lemme know.

"That means I solve problems. Not linguistic problems, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of word play. I solve practical problems."

The concept of D can be hard to grasp, and thus requires a lot of D-termination to wrap your head around it.

I'm sure every couple goes through something like this at some point. And I'm also certain the answer is chocolate pudding.

But what if there are bugs in his programming?

At least he lit up their life.

I think they're more like recliners for your arms.

Still not as scary as the Queen.

I guess technically, since they're all Homo sapiens. I'm fairly certain that's not how they'd want to be addressed though.

No parallels to be drawn to our time at all. None whatsoever. Could you imagine people supporting obvious crooks and/or greedy businessmen nowadays? We've certainly come a long way.

To be fair, I only worry three times a day: when I'm awake, when I'm asleep, and in-between.