I did not see that coming. It's almost as unexpected as when Aslan returned from the grave as Mufasa the White to fight the evil forces of the Decepticons.

"Did I hear u r great, u r dandy negative self talk? Please do not do it."
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That's right. For I'm sure you're better than just great and dandy.

Glocks and dad jokes are both standard equipment when a guy has kids.

Since today's Father's Day, and since I recently finished the Invincible comics, I thought I'd feature a rather...complex comic book dad.
He's basically Goku, if Goku never got bonked on the head and if his mission was a little more complicated than just taking over Earth.
What's interesting about this Chad dad is how he goes from pretending to care about the people of Earth to actually caring, to shifting his focus back onto his own people (the Viltrumites), though under completely different circumstances to eventually atoning for his misdeeds (through - Spoilers! - his death).
Through it all, he does still manage to be a supportive father to his sons (with some teensy, not at all worth mentioning exceptions). It's gotta be the 'stache, right? 'Staches give you dad powers. I bet he has 'stache stash.

Since I missed the May date, I'll be using the US date to celebrate fathers and paternity. And once again, I'm featuring one of the best daddy frogs around (unless they get hungry), the African bullfrog; seen here digging a ditch so his tadpoles can swim to a larger pond.

I find the lack of Dandere votes disturbing.

The joke is, of course, that this painting is based on a work by Edgar Degas, a French impressionist. @purplepumpkin is currently posting daily doses of art, so perhaps she might know more details about which work it is.

Not really. They're more like periods. Veal on the other hand is quite popular. Apparently, cooked human flesh tastes almost identical to veal. Enjoy.

Yeah, I feel just as confused in dance clubs.

But it seems birth control still can't save you from making dad jokes.

This is no doubt a question that has haunted mankind since the dawn of...catkind. And many of you have certainly spent sleepless night wondering.
Well, according to "Biological Exuberance: Animal Homosexuality and Natural Diversity" by Bruce Bagemihl, homosexual behavior is observed in nearly all species of animals (even frogs and no, it's not due to any chemicals in the water). Now, the question of whether cats are gay as humans perceive this orientation might require further investigating.
What is certain though is that some owners may and do abandon their cats (or worse) if they witness them acting this way. I don't see why, it's not like there's gonna be any unwanted pregnancies as a result.
Remember, a pet is for life. If you can't handle them getting old, or getting it on with another pet of the same sex, then don't get a pet.

This kitty would make the best debate host.

Ore wa Nihonjin ni yurusanai yo.

Just a dab of love can do wonders.

I have heard of exactly...one of these. It was high time that was remedied.

If anyone comes across some change lemme know.

"That means I solve problems. Not linguistic problems, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of word play. I solve practical problems."