I'm just kidding. She's probably talking about redditors and 4channers. (And some of you.)

Du kennst die Regeln, und ich sie auch.

Ah yes, the two genders: attractive and unattractive.

But is it smaller than a bread box?

I wonder how employing that philosophy is working for him.

Yes, it's a real place:
https://westernmininghistory.com/mine_detail/10044058/
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No tomboys, sadly, only gold.

Carved, no doubt, by ancient elephant aliens.

You don't have to be gay to enjoy some boobie soft.

Well, at least one shark will give him a consolation gift.

And now you're going on trip, though not in your favorite rocket ship.

Oh, I don't think people on this site are afraid of sharks...gummy or otherwise.

Is this what girls mean by 'the big O'?

Reptilians are just a conspiracy to keep humans distracted while the octo-people take over.

I know Father's Day is over, but octo-dads deserve recognition, too. Because it's not easy to balance being a father, husband, and evading a chef who wants to cook you all the while keeping up the façade of being a human while having all the mobility and grace of an actual octopus on land. One of the main draws of this is its ragdoll physics, which make accomplishing mundane task quite challenging. In that sense, the game has been compared to QWOP. But that's also its main source of comedy, and what endeared people to it back in 2011.
(I do wonder about the conjugal aspects of Octodad's life. But perhaps it's better not to pry.)

Oh, the law applies to frogs, does it? Then where are the frog representatives in congress, huh? And no, frog-faced humans don't count.

Surprisingly, it's not hentai.

I knew I wood like them the minute I saw them.

It takes a real man to be best girl.

If I didn't know "mele" means "apples", I would've been certain those are potatoes.

"There's more."
"No..."