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Imma Bee? No, Ame Bee 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Are you saying she can't...bee a detective?
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Imma Bee? No, Ame Bee 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
For context, her name's Amelia "Ame" Watson. Why is she a bee? I don't know, but it certainly doesn't bug me.
Buzz Buzz 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
There's no joke. I just felt like posting some bees today.
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Bee Yourself 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Bees do dance to communicate, so this is technically scientifically accurate.
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DO YOU?! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, guess you'll just have to settle for a bi 25+ tomboy.
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Zero Context #93 - I Should Really Watch This Show 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
How much you wanna bet she'd say "Hey, beeeeeetch!" if it wasn't a kid's show? Then again, if you can't call each other "beeetch", are you really girlfriends?
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Just Something I Learned Recently 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, so that's what it's called. It's an interesting coincidence that both the French and Japanese use it as a form of slang.
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Froggo Fun #498/Froppy Friday - Shroomtastic 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Another rarepair. But frogs do like to sit on mushrooms, so it has going for it.
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Think Shirou think 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Fate. Probably Fate/Unlimited Blade Works, if memory serves.
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Rainbow Scarab (Phanaeus vindex) 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Some people will no doubt be bugged by this bit of insect pride pandering. However, that won't stop this small beetle from showing their true colors.
Found in the eastern US with their range extanding to the Rocky Mountains, they only grow to about 3 cm (1.2 in). Still, they are just as important to their environment as any other dung beetle, acting as a sort of cleaner and recycler.
(Just goes to show that even if have deal with others' crap, you can still be fabulous.)
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Just Something I Learned Recently 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
This is a bigger mind freak than when I found out Tokyo and Kyoto were anagrams of each other.
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Yes, one Botan please 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You can't leave such precious cargo just lion around.
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Zero Context #92 - Y'all in Trouble 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
She'll get double-unconvicted? That's a thing, right?
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Zero Context #92 - Y'all in Trouble 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm just kidding. She's probably talking about redditors and 4channers. (And some of you.)
Vietnamese mossy frog 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
These guys are great. I did a post on them long ago, too:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/573477/froggo-fren-106-vietnamese-mossy-frog/
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Do you press the button? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Du kennst die Regeln, und ich sie auch.
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Froggo Fun #497 - Too Cool to Conform 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Only if you believe attractiveness isn't a spectrum.
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Froggo Fun #497 - Too Cool to Conform 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ah yes, the two genders: attractive and unattractive.
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Not Scientifically Possible! 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But is it smaller than a bread box?
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Huh, That's NEET 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I wonder how employing that philosophy is working for him.
So That's Where Tomboys Come from 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yes, it's a real place:
https://westernmininghistory.com/mine_detail/10044058/
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No tomboys, sadly, only gold.
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Elephant Rock in Iceland 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Carved, no doubt, by ancient elephant aliens.
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Remember to Hug Your Shark 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You don't have to be gay to enjoy some boobie soft.
Zero Context #91 - Sharks Are Friends, Not Fighters 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, at least one shark will give him a consolation gift.
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Froggo Fun #496 - POV: You Did Not Heed the 'Do Not Lick' Sign 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And now you're going on trip, though not in your favorite rocket ship.