I hope I don't offend any Pastafarians, but it's just easier to cook that way.

Wow, the new simp breed is somehow even sadder than the last.

Probably one of my fave Scooby-Doo episodes. I don't recall the frog's sexuality being referenced. But he was nonetheless a fun addition to the episode.

Oh, UwU why are you pointing that big long thing at me? OwO Are going to...shoot at me? :3

For context, her name's Amelia "Ame" Watson. Why is she a bee? I don't know, but it certainly doesn't bug me.

There's no joke. I just felt like posting some bees today.

Bees do dance to communicate, so this is technically scientifically accurate.

Well, guess you'll just have to settle for a bi 25+ tomboy.

How much you wanna bet she'd say "Hey, beeeeeetch!" if it wasn't a kid's show? Then again, if you can't call each other "beeetch", are you really girlfriends?

Another rarepair. But frogs do like to sit on mushrooms, so it has going for it.

Some people will no doubt be bugged by this bit of insect pride pandering. However, that won't stop this small beetle from showing their true colors.
Found in the eastern US with their range extanding to the Rocky Mountains, they only grow to about 3 cm (1.2 in). Still, they are just as important to their environment as any other dung beetle, acting as a sort of cleaner and recycler.
(Just goes to show that even if have deal with others' crap, you can still be fabulous.)

This is a bigger mind freak than when I found out Tokyo and Kyoto were anagrams of each other.

You can't leave such precious cargo just lion around.

I'm just kidding. She's probably talking about redditors and 4channers. (And some of you.)

Du kennst die Regeln, und ich sie auch.

Ah yes, the two genders: attractive and unattractive.

But is it smaller than a bread box?