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Some Gen Z Humor 13 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
When life gives you lemons, make lemon memes.
Octo-Love 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Good choice. Or a very "cultured" choice, some might say. Octopuses are very cool creatures. Or, as Germans may put it, they're simply Kraken.
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Zero Context #98 - Always Bet on Gay 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Probably Gaylord.
This Site Every Wednesday 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Maybe not the pictured shark in particular, but still.
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Zero Context #98 - Always Bet on Gay 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Gay always comes in first... At least that's the bookies say.
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Froggo Fun #504 - The Rainbow Connection 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And thus we are all connected.
Zero Context #97 - Always Take Some Time to Tako 'bout Your Octopus' Needs 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ah well, you see, you have what's called "being on the internet for more than a month" syndrome. Non-fatal, but sadly incurable.
Octo-Love 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It has? If that's true, I'm glad. Also, you seem to very fond of cephalopods, and I'm just as happy about that as well.
Octo-Love 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's possible. It might be more likely that that's his real wife.
F%#k that fish! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, now the bots are getting in on Tako Tuesday. Has science gone too far?
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I Guess You CAN Pet Them 15 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And apparently it makes them sploosh.
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Octo-Love 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Twice the limbs means twice the hugs.
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Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here? 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, it is called Phoenix, not Yeti.
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Fingers crossed 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Reblogging clover cat for luck in your exams?
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Cats everywhere in neighbourhood 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Catnana. Not sure if it's ripe yet though.
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Zero Context #97 - Always Take Some Time to Tako 'bout Your Octopus' Needs 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ask your vet about proper tentacle care.
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Happy Wednesday my fellow Weebs 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yeah, apparently "Wednesday, my dudes" type posts were and possibly still are banned on r/dankmemes. Of course, this particular post might be from a different site entirely.
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Tako Tuesday Week 7 - Caribbean Reef Octupus 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
He could be anyone of us.
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Froggo Fun #503 - Jewel Frog 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Too much television watchin' got me chasin' memes.
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Happy Wednesday my fellow Weebs 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, I recently watched this exact scene. It's so adorable. Also, seems the ban isn't keeping frog posts down. It's only natural, for you may ban frogs, but what about the ban on your mind?
Tako Tuesday Week 7 - Caribbean Reef Octupus 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You'll never guess where these guys live. Besides what their name suggests, they are also found in rocky sea beds throughout North and South American waters, preferring to hang out in lairs during the day and hunt at night. As shown by the pictured gif, they are quite adept at camouflage, but aren't afraid to splash in color every now and then. They usually grow to about 60 cm (circa 2 feet) and weigh around 1.5 kg (about 3 lb). Not the biggest bois but nonetheless a sight to behold if you can spot them.
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Gratitude Journal Week 15 - Music 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You ever just find some old songs you haven't listened to in a long while, and they get you really emotional? And you feel very cleansed, like you unloaded a heavy baggage you've been carrying, while you listen to them? Those tracks certainly galvanized that psychological catharsis I've been needing.
Froggo Fun #503 - Jewel Frog 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I know many people want one, but are unsure how to brooch the subject.
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Ranking roundest frogs 12 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@dr_richard_ew Frogs do tend to be very well rounded. Even when they're not they're still all-round great. Okay, I'm not gonna beat around the bush, 'cause I don't like running in circles.
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May I offer you a broccoli in these trying times? 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I mean, I do like cheese broccoli, so I can kinda see that. And hey, if you can't bond over edible flowers, are you really meant to be together?
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