I can't seem to replicate this. Perhaps I'm not incubating the potatoes properly.

I would never thrust the burden of emotionally supporting me onto anyone, much less a pupper.

Seriously though, they're a real gem.

I'll do two special entries tomorrow and the day after tomorrow because. But aside from those, I'll be ending this series here. But don't worry, I'm sure I'll find many other random and nonsensical things to post. You'll just have to content yourselves with the notion that I'll be explaining them from now on.

Choco-mint is great. I'm not sure if she can actually taste it though, since her tongue probably works like a frog tongue.

Omg bot. We like totally shop at the same subreddit. Well, steal from it anyway.

Or, you know, he doesn't wanna assume.

And if you want to see some great pokémon X gameplay videos, simply look up Pokémon X videos.

Cooperation is the key to keeping your business in the air.

Für die Wissenschaft!

I'm sure it's just Terry trying to give us the gift of time away from the internet.

I don't know, the daughter kinda looks like a bitch.

People who see themselves as based are usually missing an "i".

Or just hop on the beach maybe, since salt water would most likely not agree with them.

And sharks point with their snoot, which is superior to finger pointing.

"Now we're just gonna put a happy little dragon here on your arm, and give him a nice little rainbow to hold onto. Just to give him something to do while he's there."
- Tat Ross