But maybe that's just me.

There are many things cheetahs can outrun, but their nerves isn't one of them.

*Swoon*

They must've built up so much stress in their shoulders from all that lying around.

Unaffiliated with any delivery company, their name is a combination of their progenitor breeds' names: the Scottish Fold, and the Exotic Shorthair. Another similarly obtained name for them is the Exotic Fold. The fold is question refers to their ears, which look like they've been folded back.
Despite their cuteness, they are recognized as a separate breed only in the Canadian Cat Registry (very nice of them). The breed does originate from Quebec, so that might have something to do with it (even Quebecois cats can't catch a break).
These little munchkins are every bit as cute in temperament as they are in appearance. They're very friendly and affectionate, and they like being petted. They're also pretty intelligent, so keeping them intellectually stimulated is highly recommended. (They do however not represent any guilds.)

I have no idea why I thought Canada Day was today, as opposed to July 1st. Sorry I missed it. But hey, at least I apologized for something. That's pretty Canadian, right?
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I don't know if what the Mountie says is true, but I do like his conviction. And if you wanna know the name of the show, fugget about it.

Kümmerst dich nicht darum. Es hat gar kein Sinn.

That is indeed a golf course, but I must remind you not to punt the frogs.

The Gogh, the Bandage, and the Starry.

Toe beans.

I can't seem to replicate this. Perhaps I'm not incubating the potatoes properly.

I would never thrust the burden of emotionally supporting me onto anyone, much less a pupper.

Seriously though, they're a real gem.

I'll do two special entries tomorrow and the day after tomorrow because. But aside from those, I'll be ending this series here. But don't worry, I'm sure I'll find many other random and nonsensical things to post. You'll just have to content yourselves with the notion that I'll be explaining them from now on.

Choco-mint is great. I'm not sure if she can actually taste it though, since her tongue probably works like a frog tongue.

Omg bot. We like totally shop at the same subreddit. Well, steal from it anyway.

Or, you know, he doesn't wanna assume.