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Joke's on You, They're into That 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I guess guypusses refrain from asking ladypusses to make them a sandwich.
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Tako Tuesday Week 8 - Coconut Octopus 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
In a nutshell, these guys are very crafty. Aside from coconut shells, they also use sea shells (upgrading to D shells as they grow) to protect themselves. Some have even been documented building mini-fortresses from these materials. Good luck trying to get them to come out of their shell.
They're also one of the only two octopus species that have observed in bipedal motion (the other being the algae octopus). It's believed this form of locomotion is meant to mimic a floating piece of debris or garbage (hey, just like me when I walk around).
They're also known as the veined octopus. They're a very vascular cephalopod. That's what women like, a very vascular underwater mollusc. Right, @mia_linay? (If I don't tag her, someone will.)
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Froggo Fun #510 - Frog Pog 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They do be kinda pogging tho.
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Gratitude Journal Week 16 - A Scent in the Evening 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Night-time has a smell? I guess it might, since there are less people, or less activity maybe?
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Gratitude Journal Week 16 - A Scent in the Evening 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I can't remember the last time I took a stroll and the scent of flowers was so nice and so strong you could feel it even though they were high above you. I really have to hand it to either the trees themselves, or whoever takes care of them.
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Doggo Bun 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or, a smeerp wearing a sherman gephard, the casual headwear of his planet.
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This Kid Is the GOAT 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And they're here with bells on.
The effect this had had on me, had affected my ability to literally even 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ton tonton tont ton tonton, n'est-çe pas?
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Snek with Hat 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@SuperDave isn't posting them anymore. But that doesn't mean we should deprive ourselves of hat sneks.
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'Stralian Car 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or would "Aussie caah" be the preferred nomenclature?
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Embrace Monke 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Before monke embraces you.
Daily dose of history, part 53 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It certainly shows its age. The trains that run through that station certainly don't look as advanced as on those on the other lines. If I recall, the seats are brown with stripes as opposed to the blue with weird shapes you find on the newer trains and busses.
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Froggo Fun #509 - Frog Offers You Borgar. Do You Accept? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It might be a tad crunchy. Better put some sauce on it.
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Super Sunday Week 7 - Captain America 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Is there any superhero more synonymous with the US than Captain America? (Well, Superman, but I already did an entry on him.)
First debuting in 1941, he was created as a symbol of American resistance to the threat of Nazism and the Axis (the famous cover of his very first comic shows Captain America punching Hitler).
Sadly, after WWII, the popularity of superheroes faded and his comics were discontinued in 1950. They were briefly brought back in 1953, but they wouldn't be printed regularly until 1964. That's when the Captain got his trademark 'frozen in a block of ice for X years' story, that continues to be used to this day. (I wonder how he'd feel waking up in today's America? Then again, the concept of people who are supposed to be on the same side fighting one another isn't exactly foreign to him.)
Happy 4th to my fellow Americans. Especially Terry. 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, Terry's American? That...does explain a few things.
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Zero Context #102/Special - For 'Murica! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm sure there's a Vietnam joke in here somewhere.
Uh oh they are there to arrest me 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
426986... These are just numbers of the top of my head. I didn't look it up... but you will.
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Froggo Fun #508/Special - Happy 4th of July! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Frogs aren't scared of the loud and the lights. Dogs still have a lot to learn from them.
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Happy Independence Day! The US is certainly doing better than it was last year, and that's worth celebrating. Break out the bear and BBQ.
I Suspect This Cat May Slightly Enjoy Having Their Picture Taken 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
But maybe that's just me.
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Cats Need Support Dogs Too 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
There are many things cheetahs can outrun, but their nerves isn't one of them.
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Little Charmer 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
*Swoon*
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Catssage 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They must've built up so much stress in their shoulders from all that lying around.
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Caturday Week 7 - Foldex Cats 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Unaffiliated with any delivery company, their name is a combination of their progenitor breeds' names: the Scottish Fold, and the Exotic Shorthair. Another similarly obtained name for them is the Exotic Fold. The fold is question refers to their ears, which look like they've been folded back.
Despite their cuteness, they are recognized as a separate breed only in the Canadian Cat Registry (very nice of them). The breed does originate from Quebec, so that might have something to do with it (even Quebecois cats can't catch a break).
These little munchkins are every bit as cute in temperament as they are in appearance. They're very friendly and affectionate, and they like being petted. They're also pretty intelligent, so keeping them intellectually stimulated is highly recommended. (They do however not represent any guilds.)
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Zero Context #101/Special - For Canada! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I have no idea why I thought Canada Day was today, as opposed to July 1st. Sorry I missed it. But hey, at least I apologized for something. That's pretty Canadian, right?
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I don't know if what the Mountie says is true, but I do like his conviction. And if you wanna know the name of the show, fugget about it.
Wo kam der Scheiß her? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Kümmerst dich nicht darum. Es hat gar kein Sinn.
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