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"A"deptus "A"startes: Space Shark 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Yes, the Space Sharks (also called the Carcharodons Chapter) are a real Chapter of Space Marines in Warhammer 40K. Initially a roaming fleet-based group, they were granted their own star cluster to protect after proving themselves in battle.
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If I recall, @grimreaper used to post Warhammer stuff on Wednesdays. But now, this day is more closely associated with sharks on this site. So, I feel this is a nice combination of the old and the new.
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Shark Smooch 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm sure they hate to kiss and swim, but they're a busy shark.
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Froggo Fun #511 - Frark 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
A good effort, but I feel as though people may figure out he's not Terry.
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Coconut Octopuses Aren't Just Nutty, They're Also Really Pretty 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
This one you probably could pet. They're pretty small and, as far as I know, not dangerous to humans.
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Coconut Octopuses Aren't Just Nutty, They're Also Really Pretty 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Must be all that coconut milk.
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Finally Coming Out of Your Shell and Showing Someone Affection 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
...and then wondering why they all run away.
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When Someone Insinuates That You Have Starred in Certain R-Rated Japanese Films 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
"Other peoples' business are their own, and I shall not judge. But I, for one, am a respectable member of the cephalopod community."
- Otto A. Octopus
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Joke's on You, They're into That 10 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I guess guypusses refrain from asking ladypusses to make them a sandwich.
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Tako Tuesday Week 8 - Coconut Octopus 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
In a nutshell, these guys are very crafty. Aside from coconut shells, they also use sea shells (upgrading to D shells as they grow) to protect themselves. Some have even been documented building mini-fortresses from these materials. Good luck trying to get them to come out of their shell.
They're also one of the only two octopus species that have observed in bipedal motion (the other being the algae octopus). It's believed this form of locomotion is meant to mimic a floating piece of debris or garbage (hey, just like me when I walk around).
They're also known as the veined octopus. They're a very vascular cephalopod. That's what women like, a very vascular underwater mollusc. Right, @mia_linay? (If I don't tag her, someone will.)
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Froggo Fun #510 - Frog Pog 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They do be kinda pogging tho.
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Gratitude Journal Week 16 - A Scent in the Evening 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Night-time has a smell? I guess it might, since there are less people, or less activity maybe?
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Gratitude Journal Week 16 - A Scent in the Evening 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I can't remember the last time I took a stroll and the scent of flowers was so nice and so strong you could feel it even though they were high above you. I really have to hand it to either the trees themselves, or whoever takes care of them.
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Doggo Bun 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or, a smeerp wearing a sherman gephard, the casual headwear of his planet.
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This Kid Is the GOAT 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
And they're here with bells on.
The effect this had had on me, had affected my ability to literally even 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Ton tonton tont ton tonton, n'est-çe pas?
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Snek with Hat 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
@SuperDave isn't posting them anymore. But that doesn't mean we should deprive ourselves of hat sneks.
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'Stralian Car 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or would "Aussie caah" be the preferred nomenclature?
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Embrace Monke 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Before monke embraces you.
Daily dose of history, part 53 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It certainly shows its age. The trains that run through that station certainly don't look as advanced as on those on the other lines. If I recall, the seats are brown with stripes as opposed to the blue with weird shapes you find on the newer trains and busses.
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Froggo Fun #509 - Frog Offers You Borgar. Do You Accept? 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It might be a tad crunchy. Better put some sauce on it.
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Super Sunday Week 7 - Captain America 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Is there any superhero more synonymous with the US than Captain America? (Well, Superman, but I already did an entry on him.)
First debuting in 1941, he was created as a symbol of American resistance to the threat of Nazism and the Axis (the famous cover of his very first comic shows Captain America punching Hitler).
Sadly, after WWII, the popularity of superheroes faded and his comics were discontinued in 1950. They were briefly brought back in 1953, but they wouldn't be printed regularly until 1964. That's when the Captain got his trademark 'frozen in a block of ice for X years' story, that continues to be used to this day. (I wonder how he'd feel waking up in today's America? Then again, the concept of people who are supposed to be on the same side fighting one another isn't exactly foreign to him.)
Happy 4th to my fellow Americans. Especially Terry. 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Oh, Terry's American? That...does explain a few things.
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Zero Context #102/Special - For 'Murica! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I'm sure there's a Vietnam joke in here somewhere.
Uh oh they are there to arrest me 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
426986... These are just numbers of the top of my head. I didn't look it up... but you will.
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Froggo Fun #508/Special - Happy 4th of July! 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Frogs aren't scared of the loud and the lights. Dogs still have a lot to learn from them.
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Happy Independence Day! The US is certainly doing better than it was last year, and that's worth celebrating. Break out the bear and BBQ.