Which is good, because I don't want my eggs hardened.

More specifically Tanabata or the Star Festival. It's celebrated in Japan on various days during July and August, with the earliest starting date being July 7th.

I'd jaywalk...more than usual. I know, I know, I'm something of a bad boy. If can't handle living on the edge, you can't ride with me.

Is that where "throw me a line" comes from? And whose line is it anyway?

A high-ranking member of the Council of Tiny Hats.

Es ist sehr schlecht, "guten"-frei zu sein.

Oh, not again. Well, better get drinking.

Those bubbles is just air escaping.

I've been told not to question it.

They should also figure out what that dent is.

I'm sure he just want to be pet.

Yes, the Space Sharks (also called the Carcharodons Chapter) are a real Chapter of Space Marines in Warhammer 40K. Initially a roaming fleet-based group, they were granted their own star cluster to protect after proving themselves in battle.
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If I recall, @grimreaper used to post Warhammer stuff on Wednesdays. But now, this day is more closely associated with sharks on this site. So, I feel this is a nice combination of the old and the new.

I'm sure they hate to kiss and swim, but they're a busy shark.

A good effort, but I feel as though people may figure out he's not Terry.

Must be all that coconut milk.

...and then wondering why they all run away.

"Other peoples' business are their own, and I shall not judge. But I, for one, am a respectable member of the cephalopod community."
- Otto A. Octopus

I guess guypusses refrain from asking ladypusses to make them a sandwich.

In a nutshell, these guys are very crafty. Aside from coconut shells, they also use sea shells (upgrading to D shells as they grow) to protect themselves. Some have even been documented building mini-fortresses from these materials. Good luck trying to get them to come out of their shell.
They're also one of the only two octopus species that have observed in bipedal motion (the other being the algae octopus). It's believed this form of locomotion is meant to mimic a floating piece of debris or garbage (hey, just like me when I walk around).
They're also known as the veined octopus. They're a very vascular cephalopod. That's what women like, a very vascular underwater mollusc. Right, @mia_linay? (If I don't tag her, someone will.)

They do be kinda pogging tho.

I can't remember the last time I took a stroll and the scent of flowers was so nice and so strong you could feel it even though they were high above you. I really have to hand it to either the trees themselves, or whoever takes care of them.

Or, a smeerp wearing a sherman gephard, the casual headwear of his planet.