Gura really needs to tone down this dangerous, imitable behavior. What if some young impressionable sharks watching her decide to it, and they get hurt as a result?

Good thing he caught her. Who knows how many victims she would have killed with her cuteness.

Just don't do it until they run out of breath.

But are hammerheads immune to getting hammered?

I guess that's what so great about them. Now, as for what's so white....

I feel like there's some clever French-language pun to be made with "que." Sadly, I do not posses the linguistic aptitude to do so.

Sorry, I'm all booked on existential crises for the moment. I may have an opening in a month or...never. Still, that is a interesting fact. Like that shark who's nearly 400 years old.

Wait 'till she gets to 80. But yeah, I always forget 15 and 16, too.

C'est ne pas vrai. Je ne peux pas le croire.

We interrupt Shark Week to bring you...the French. Aaaah, the French, always celebrated for their contributions to the ideals of modern liberal democracy.
The National Day of France, also called Bastille Day in English, celebrates the storming of the eponymous political prison on the 14th of July 1789. Though holding only 7 prisoners at the time, it was seen as symbol of royal authority and oppression. Its fall galvanized the French Revolution and the subsequent transition of France from a monarchy to a republic.
The pictured painting is, fittingly enough, called "Storming of the Bastille" by Jean-Pierre Houël. (May have to summon @purplepumpkin for more details.)
This holiday is usually celebrated with parades, air shows, and fireworks. (Not sure if they re-enact the Bastille battle as well.)

When is this from though? Just last week I got a weather warning from the game over a light drizzle.

It appears so. But further practical research into this subject may be necessary.

Will the carnage never cease?

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with an apex predator in a pale aquarium tank?

The takos won't give up their Tuesday so easily. (I'd also make an "Ina vs. Gura" joke, but I'm not sure how many here would get it.)

A rather strange movie featuring an odd blend of horror and sci-fi and premiering fitting enough on the SyFy Channel in 2010, this film explores what happens when a bio-weapon (the eponymous Sharktopus) goes awry. Despite its weirdness, it was successful enough to spawn two just as twisted sequels: Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda (2014) and Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf (2015). If nothing else, the animal hybrids are at least...interesting. (Like if someone took the half-and-half creatures from Avatar and turned them into B movie monsters.)

No better time to be grateful for sharks than Shark Week.
The above pic, of course, shows their ecological importance as apex predators. And naturally that does impact humans as well. For example, in some areas sharks keep stingray populations under control.
These rays would otherwise feed on scallops and quahogs until there'd be nothing left for people to harvest (shark bros know the land homies like clam chowder).
But an even greater impact is sharks' ability to capture the imagination. The most famous example is "Jaws". However, sharks also bring a lot in tourism revenue (through cage diving) in places like the Bahamas.
All in all, they certainly have a knack for showmanship.

"We don't take kindly to moo moo hats 'round these parts."
- Warp speed cowfroggo

Guess what they're called. That's right: angel sharks. (Well, they're also called sand devils, but that's really a matter of perspective.)

Well, unless they're hungry and mistake you for a seal. But even then, it's not like you really taste good to them anyway.

Thankfully, not literally.