Yeah, it's real. But it's not as lewd as one might expect. The milkshake is meant to emulate the flavor of cookies a mother might bake, and thus take one back to one's childhood. More details here: https://japantoday.com/category/features/new-products/McDonald%E2%80%99s-Japan%E2%80%99s-new-Taste-of-Mommy-McShake-brings-a-marvelously-milky-milkshake-to-the-menu

Terry, or any shark for that matter, really isn't the type to be so hate-filled. I wish people would stop projecting.

It's just German for "The Bart The". Interestingly, "Bart" is a real German word (it means "beard") but it's masculine. So the phrase would be "Der Bart Der".

I feel like Ash from Pokémon wouldn't mind taking her last name, and maybe he'd change his first name to Very as well.

Aside from not working, I wonder what most people would do with (a small loan of) $5,000,000. (Besides blowing it on...blow.)

English... Inventor... Merlin... Hmmm...

A decade is more than just the sum of its parts.

They got summer figured out.

The Minecraft bear update.

The smallest species of octopus in the world, growing to no more than 2.5 cm (1 in). They may be small but they have a huge presence as they're found in abundance throughout the West Pacific Ocean, preferring to stick to the shallows.
Their average life expectancy is from 6 to 18 months. One interesting aspect is they spend anywhere from a third to a half of their life in the paralarval stage (basically octopus adolescence).
You know some tough little tentacled tots are gonna emerge if they manage to survive being a teenager for so long.

Especially if it hasn't been disinfected.

"Water you doing? Ice-uppose you think you're being clever."
- the dad, probably

They're also undergarments... That doesn't make it any better, does it?

Yay! They're here, too. And they're just as friendly as ever, maybe friendlier. This guy/girl was a lot less shy than most of the foxes I've seen. Doesn't mean they were willing to stay too still, though. Nonetheless, I'm glad to have seen them.

I'm sure everyone missed this pulse-pounding action.

Gen I: Charmander. I like Water Pokémon the most, but in this gen, the little fire lizard is the best.
Gen II: Totodile. Crocs are cool, I don't care what anyone says.
Gen III: Treecko. Mudkip and Torchic are cute. But leaf lizard wins 'cause coolness factor.
Gen IV: Piplup. Pingu pingu noot noot.
Gen V: Snivy. They're so smug, and they turn into snek.
Gen VI: Take a wild guess.
Gen VII: I understand Rowlet is the best Starter in this gen, but Litten is lit.
Gen VIII: Sobble. (Must protecc sad lizard.)

I haven't tried that many, but I have to agree with @title.

*Sends answer telepathically*

A mix of my previous two posts. Not where I expected to end Shark Week, but I can't say I'm displeased. After all, better she eat that ice cream than any of you.
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I'm sure the sharks shall circle 'round next year too. But for now... Fin (Yes, I used a Sharknado reference. I'm not apologising.)

It's also Super Sundae today. Established by Ronald Reagan in 1984 (I'm sure the year is just a coincidence) and celebrated on the third Sunday of July, this holiday is a chance for people in the US to get deals on their favorite frozen treat brands.
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Now, do sharks like ice cream? Unsure, but they seem pretty chill about it.

Is there a Lava Boy, too? I guess the Human Torch kinda counts.
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A relatively new addition to the X-men, Shark-Girl (real name Iara dos Santos) was created in 2012. She hails from Brazil, and once her powers started to kick in, she developed a strong craving for fish. This led to some trouble with the local fisherman until she was found by Angel who convinced her to join the X-Mansion (aka the Jean Grey School of Higher Learning).
She can switch between her shark and human form, and while she's a shark she has increased strength and durability as well underwater breathing.
I will say that it's nice to see positive shark representation in comics, even if her parts aren't that big yet. (Also, if she needs a mentor, she should consider asking a certain other shark girl.)