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Out of context - FS edition 26 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
We shall always hold on to @dr_richard_ew. And hey, @porch_light is back. Does that mean @moth might return too?
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Careful, Moms and Dads. She's on to You 4 comments
When You Wanna Fancy Drive 7 comments
Finally, McMommy Milkies 7 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Yeah, it's real. But it's not as lewd as one might expect. The milkshake is meant to emulate the flavor of cookies a mother might bake, and thus take one back to one's childhood. More details here: https://japantoday.com/category/features/new-products/McDonald%E2%80%99s-Japan%E2%80%99s-new-Taste-of-Mommy-McShake-brings-a-marvelously-milky-milkshake-to-the-menu
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Best of luck Terry & fu*k p*dophilia 3 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Terry, or any shark for that matter, really isn't the type to be so hate-filled. I wish people would stop projecting.
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Die Bart Die 6 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
It's just German for "The Bart The". Interestingly, "Bart" is a real German word (it means "beard") but it's masculine. So the phrase would be "Der Bart Der".
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Best Last Name 5 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
I feel like Ash from Pokémon wouldn't mind taking her last name, and maybe he'd change his first name to Very as well.
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Better Than Cake or Death 12 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Aside from not working, I wonder what most people would do with (a small loan of) $5,000,000. (Besides blowing it on...blow.)
Only 90's Kids Will Get This 6 comments
Froggo Fun #517 - Chillin' in the Pool 5 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
@dash224 I can't tell if you're trying to make a joke or if you're genuinely concerned. If it's the latter, rest assured that the people on r/frogs take frog care very seriously.
@nelson Sure, it's only $19.99 a jar.
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@nelson Sure, it's only $19.99 a jar.
Froggo Fun #517 - Chillin' in the Pool 5 comments
Tako Tuesday Week 10 - Star-Sucker Pygmy Octopus 2 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
The smallest species of octopus in the world, growing to no more than 2.5 cm (1 in). They may be small but they have a huge presence as they're found in abundance throughout the West Pacific Ocean, preferring to stick to the shallows.
Their average life expectancy is from 6 to 18 months. One interesting aspect is they spend anywhere from a third to a half of their life in the paralarval stage (basically octopus adolescence).
You know some tough little tentacled tots are gonna emerge if they manage to survive being a teenager for so long.
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Their average life expectancy is from 6 to 18 months. One interesting aspect is they spend anywhere from a third to a half of their life in the paralarval stage (basically octopus adolescence).
You know some tough little tentacled tots are gonna emerge if they manage to survive being a teenager for so long.
They Are Low in Fat 4 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
"Water you doing? Ice-uppose you think you're being clever."
- the dad, probably
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- the dad, probably
Can't Beat That Logic 2 comments
Gratitude Journal Week 18 - For Fox Sake 1 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Yay! They're here, too. And they're just as friendly as ever, maybe friendlier. This guy/girl was a lot less shy than most of the foxes I've seen. Doesn't mean they were willing to stay too still, though. Nonetheless, I'm glad to have seen them.
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Froggo Fun #515 - We Now Return You to Your Regularly Scheduled Frogs, Already in Progress 2 comments
I'm definitely a Piplup 10 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
Gen I: Charmander. I like Water Pokémon the most, but in this gen, the little fire lizard is the best.
Gen II: Totodile. Crocs are cool, I don't care what anyone says.
Gen III: Treecko. Mudkip and Torchic are cute. But leaf lizard wins 'cause coolness factor.
Gen IV: Piplup. Pingu pingu noot noot.
Gen V: Snivy. They're so smug, and they turn into snek.
Gen VI: Take a wild guess.
Gen VII: I understand Rowlet is the best Starter in this gen, but Litten is lit.
Gen VIII: Sobble. (Must protecc sad lizard.)
Gen II: Totodile. Crocs are cool, I don't care what anyone says.
Gen III: Treecko. Mudkip and Torchic are cute. But leaf lizard wins 'cause coolness factor.
Gen IV: Piplup. Pingu pingu noot noot.
Gen V: Snivy. They're so smug, and they turn into snek.
Gen VI: Take a wild guess.
Gen VII: I understand Rowlet is the best Starter in this gen, but Litten is lit.
Gen VIII: Sobble. (Must protecc sad lizard.)
I like strawberry 8 comments
*puts fingers on temples* 9 comments
happy_frog
· 3 years ago
You know mind reading entails seeing other people's thoughts not one's own, right?
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