Of course, only a dad would send this bull.

Fear is the mind-killer.

Either way, it's not the same without a gun.

Froppy's new swimsuit from Episode 104 of the series. She...certainly seems considerably less shy than she used to be. Character development?

Personally, I like rimshots.

I haven't seen Gangnam Style referenced in ages. And it did get me. There are few instances where I actually chuckle at stuff posted here, and this was one of them.

If not, then I got a guy, his name's Austin. He should be able to clear things up.

Somebody also once told me the world was gonna roll me. But all everybody did was move their body. Unfortunately, nobody wanna see us together, but it don't matter, no. Is anybody listening?

If you wanna know the secret to his success, keep looking at memes.

And yet you still want it.

Perhaps you should flip it to decide.

Doesn't seem like they had a particularly healthy diet.

We shall always hold on to @dr_richard_ew. And hey, @porch_light is back. Does that mean @moth might return too?

And it only took her 20 years to realize it.

And déjà vu just means you've just been in this place before.

Yeah, it's real. But it's not as lewd as one might expect. The milkshake is meant to emulate the flavor of cookies a mother might bake, and thus take one back to one's childhood. More details here: https://japantoday.com/category/features/new-products/McDonald%E2%80%99s-Japan%E2%80%99s-new-Taste-of-Mommy-McShake-brings-a-marvelously-milky-milkshake-to-the-menu

Terry, or any shark for that matter, really isn't the type to be so hate-filled. I wish people would stop projecting.

It's just German for "The Bart The". Interestingly, "Bart" is a real German word (it means "beard") but it's masculine. So the phrase would be "Der Bart Der".

I feel like Ash from Pokémon wouldn't mind taking her last name, and maybe he'd change his first name to Very as well.

Aside from not working, I wonder what most people would do with (a small loan of) $5,000,000. (Besides blowing it on...blow.)

English... Inventor... Merlin... Hmmm...