Doesn't seem that hard. All you need is an unmarked van and a ski mask. Badges? You don't need no stinkin' badges.

Go ahead, tell yourself you're not a furry.
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I did a post on cheetahs yesterday, so why not continue with that?
In the comics' continuity, there have been 4 characters that have assumed this supervillain's identity. The first two were regular people who just donned a cheetah costume. The last two, however, had superpowers granted to them by a god called Urzkartaga. However, the one in the above gif is the result of genetic experimentation on herself. She's the incarnation I'm most familiar with (the one which appears in the 2001 Justice League animated series). And while Cheetah is primarily a Wonder Woman foe, let's just say Batman is quite familiar with her, too. (I'm sure he's aware of the effect he has on cat-women.)

They kinda look like stoners though.

Ara Ara Arby's (preferably the Oneesan subdivision).

"Damn, look a' that son o' bitch go! He haulin' ass!"
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But if they do come by your house, don't kill them. While solitary male cheetahs can be territorial, most of them are harmless and in fact quite easy to tame. While not fully domesticated, evidence of cheetahs being kept as pets or being used for coursing (that is as hunting animals) dates back to Ancient Egypt.
Their most remarkable feature is naturally their speed (they've been clocked reaching up to 98 km/h, or about 61 mph). However, cheetahs are also one the the few cats who can't fully retract their claws, and who hunt during the day, as opposed to being nocturnal.
Most unfortunately, however, cheetahs are not doing so great today. There are about 7000 of them in the wild in fragmented populations, down from 100,000 at the beginning of the 20th century. (Some even have to appear in cheese snack commercials to make ends meet.)

I was worried that a Yogi Bear reference might date me but then I realized nothing (and no one) would date me.

One must be a man of culture to write such cultured scripts.

I'm sure the poster is just parroting something they heard.

"Gabe Boy! You promised Rolf 3 Half-Life games, yet I see only 2! Do not mock the son of a shepherd!"

We all want what we can't have.

Technically, they can. In most cases however, It's recommended to wait for the subscription to expire.

Just don't call Rushia (the green-haired one) flat and you should be fine. I'd still be on my guard regardless since one of them is a war criminal, and another might make a habit out of shivering your timbers.

Again, I learnt about them and their sinister purpose from the Question.

I would make a Lion King reference, but that'd be pointless too, wouldn't it?

Yeah, some restrictions have been loosened but it pays to be prepared.

Keep it away from kids. I understand they're toxic to it.

This is probably why frogs avoid trying to eat pineapples in the wild.

Putting the "I can" back in "pelican".

Perhaps the ruler of all geometry instruments.

eoiauy

@title He is.

Good think he didn't try to kill them with that forklift. Huzzah!

Nothing noteworthy at all. Looks nice though.