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Zero Context #29 - God Wills It 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
This, I actually don't know.
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Tako Tuesday Week 13 - Squidward Q. Tentacles 2 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Many are familiar with this cynical cephalopod, for indeed to know Squidward is to know thyself. More than a few can relate to the feeling of being stuck in a life that they loathe and the idea that their talents go unappreciated. Of course, in Squiward's case, the lack of recognition is rather justified. That doesn't stop his bouts of self-pity and his pessimistic outlook. Even so, he does get some moments of triumph, like when the marching band he puts together manages to wow his much better off rival, Squilliam Fancyson.
Still, his existence is unenviable if very relatable for a lot of people. Nobody wants to be a Squidward but they are Squidward, and you're Squidward, and he's Squidward, and I'm Squidward. Are there anymore Squidwards that I should know about?
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Froggo Fun #537 - Pullin' up in Their Car 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Perhaps. When sufficient funds become available.
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Froggo Fun #537 - Pullin' up in Their Car 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
How they were driving it is a mystery. Maybe it's one of those self-driving ones.
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Yo, what gives? 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I don't know. Shikamaru doesn't really seem interested in other people's problems. (I am kidding, of course. I know what you meant.)
Gratitude Journal Week 21 - Common Sense 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
For much of my existence, I believed it to be a misnomer. But in these troubled times, I am glad that it has prevailed so far. It is easy to forget that the people so vocally opposed to it are in the minority. But I should be grateful to them as well. For whenever I harbor any self-doubt, they make me realize that I at least still have my wits about me.
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Froggo Fun #536 - "One frog to-go, please." 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
More places need frog dispensers like this one.
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Super Sunday Week 12 - Earth 12/Earth-12 (DC) 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Technically you're right. However, it was revealed in a Justice League Unlimited episode ("Epilogue", I believe) that Terry is indeed Bruce's biological son. And I don't think Terry would appreciate being compared to the Robins, or the suggestion that he was being used.
Fizix 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Just smile and nod.
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Hugs are nice 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Komi Can't Communicate (Komi-san wa Komyushou).
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Froggo Fun #535 - The Choice Seems Obvious 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Rana vult. (TLN: "rana" means "frog" in Latin)
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Super Sunday Week 12 - Earth 12/Earth-12 (DC) 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Parallel Earths created as a result of the Flashpoint/Infinite Crisis events respectively (basically continuity reset events). Both are set 50 years into the future, and feature (mostly) new incarnations of present superheroes. The difference between them is that one has a hyphen in its name and one doesn't. Pictured above clockwise are: the new Green Lantern (Kai-Ro), Warhawk (the son of one of the older Green Lanterns - John Stewart - and Hawkgirl), Aquagirl (daughter of Aquaman), future Flash (Danica Williams), Micron, Big Barda (an OG), the new Batman (Terry McGinnis, biological son of Bruce Wayne) and OG Superman (just...older). And yes, this is the Earth on which the "Batman Beyond" series is set. Interestingly, the animated series inspired the comic version. Usually it's the other way around. (Now that's some planning for the future, isn't it?)
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Froggo Fun #535 - The Choice Seems Obvious 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Or go with the third option: the iFrog. It's like a regular frog just more expensive, and the tongue is sold separately.
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Caturday Week 12 - Toygers 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Well, there's an imagine. And I've no doubt that there are people who are into that.
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But it is worth noting that toygers are actually derived from breeding Bengal and short-hair cats.
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Caturday Week 12 - Toygers 4 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
They're grrrrrreat!
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And that is in fact what they're called. It's not just someone with a Brooklyn accent saying "tigers." But their name is meant to be a contraction of "toy" and "tiger." The breed's creator, Judy Sugden, wanted to draw attention to tiger conservation.
They're a very rare cat with only 469 individuals registered, and only about 35 breeders worldwide. And despite being around since the 80s, they were only recognized as a separate breed in 2000. (Some believe this acknowledgment came after starring in cereal commercials, and after people stopped mistaking them for small stuffed tigers.)
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A tadpole dies hard 6 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Was that boy you?
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Froggo Fun #534 - Blep 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Sometimes a simple blep or mlem is all one really needs.
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Froggo Fun #533/Froppy Friday - Just Dipping Their Feet 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
There's not a lot of art of Froppy and Jirou together, so I was pleasantly surprised at finding this.
Froggo Fun #532 - Something Tells Me They May Have an Instagram Accout 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Should've seen this coming. That you, @captainjackharknes?
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Froggo Fun #532 - Something Tells Me They May Have an Instagram Accout 7 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Follow them @froggybootyonleaf. (If that is a real account, please don't let me know.)
Froggo Fun #531 - They're Flat Out Just Laying There 5 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Wood you like to join them?
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Tako Tuesday Week 12 - Dumbo Octopuses 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
You ever seen an octopus fly?
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Named after the eponymous flying elephant from the 1941 Disney movie, dumbo octopuses aren't a single species, but a genus (Grimpoteuthis) with 15 members. They're an abyssal group, being found at depths from 1000 to 7000 metres. As such, they don't produce ink.
But are as big as elephants? Not really. The largest can grow up to 1.8 m (about 5 ft 10 in) but most are around 20 to 30 cm (8 to 12 in).
(Apparently, if they get drunk, they start seeing pink octopuses which either go on parades, or are friends with clownfish. And some purple species sport halos and like to watch a certain priestess of the Ancient Ones.)
Froggo Fun #530 - A Froggy Masterpiece 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
It's oil on canvas, not watercolor. Buy it captures a certain je ne sais spart about the transient nature of frogginity.
They Still Can't Swim through Land 1 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
I understand it started as a grassroots movement.
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Get Blue-Pilled 3 comments
happy_frog · 3 years ago
Either way, it helps your uptime.