I couldn't post yesterday for some reason. Anyone else had that problem?

Friday the 13th may be over, but these kitties are still out waiting to cross your path. And if they do... you literally have nothing to worry about. But they might. Sadly, due to their association with bad luck, black cats actually have a hard time getting adopted, and face a high rate of abandonment. (Let people believe what they want, they said.)
Thankfully, the RSPCA and ASPCA have both established a Black Cat Day on October 27th and August 17th respectively to help get black cats adopted. And some shelters even forgo the adoption fee on Black Friday to aid this effort. And the interest in blacks cats was also heighten by the Black Panther movie... To be fair, the Bombay breed was specifically bred to look like a mini panther.
Some cultures (like Japanese and Celtic) do hold them in higher regard. And Irish and British sailors apparently also hold that a black ship's cat is a bringer of good luck.
Still, their struggle is real. (But certainly not as much as that of white cats.)

However no one quivers before. But as it turns out, they are glad to see him. (The original reddit post refers to him as Benedict the Gate Keeper, a froggo who greeted the poster on their porch every night.)

I honestly don't know, because it changes with the lighting.

That's what happens when you forget to call her Tsu too many times.

Hopefully this year's bug tribute shall appease him so that he may cast his benevolence upon his subjects yet again.

My goodness. Who could that malcontent possibly have been?
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But, given that you did it in a just a couple of minutes, I'd say it turned out better than expected.

This seems authentic. It doesn't appear to be a forgie-ry.

Many are familiar with this cynical cephalopod, for indeed to know Squidward is to know thyself. More than a few can relate to the feeling of being stuck in a life that they loathe and the idea that their talents go unappreciated. Of course, in Squiward's case, the lack of recognition is rather justified. That doesn't stop his bouts of self-pity and his pessimistic outlook. Even so, he does get some moments of triumph, like when the marching band he puts together manages to wow his much better off rival, Squilliam Fancyson.
Still, his existence is unenviable if very relatable for a lot of people. Nobody wants to be a Squidward but they are Squidward, and you're Squidward, and he's Squidward, and I'm Squidward. Are there anymore Squidwards that I should know about?

How they were driving it is a mystery. Maybe it's one of those self-driving ones.

For much of my existence, I believed it to be a misnomer. But in these troubled times, I am glad that it has prevailed so far. It is easy to forget that the people so vocally opposed to it are in the minority. But I should be grateful to them as well. For whenever I harbor any self-doubt, they make me realize that I at least still have my wits about me.

More places need frog dispensers like this one.

Parallel Earths created as a result of the Flashpoint/Infinite Crisis events respectively (basically continuity reset events). Both are set 50 years into the future, and feature (mostly) new incarnations of present superheroes. The difference between them is that one has a hyphen in its name and one doesn't. Pictured above clockwise are: the new Green Lantern (Kai-Ro), Warhawk (the son of one of the older Green Lanterns - John Stewart - and Hawkgirl), Aquagirl (daughter of Aquaman), future Flash (Danica Williams), Micron, Big Barda (an OG), the new Batman (Terry McGinnis, biological son of Bruce Wayne) and OG Superman (just...older). And yes, this is the Earth on which the "Batman Beyond" series is set. Interestingly, the animated series inspired the comic version. Usually it's the other way around. (Now that's some planning for the future, isn't it?)

Or go with the third option: the iFrog. It's like a regular frog just more expensive, and the tongue is sold separately.