So many people need to hear this. I certainly did, long ago.

I have the vaguest memory of having watched this at some point. Then I looked at how old the vid is, and I'm like yup.

Pourquoi français? Mec, ce n'est pas important.

@blazingfrags's name makes me think of an incendiary shrapnel bomb. Such a concept would be kinda hellish in real life, so a card like Chthonian Blast — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Chthonian_Blast — feels like it more than delivers the payload. (I wonder if this post will blow up?)

For me, it feels like a tango, because it always takes two.

Being a sponge can be tough, but it's nothing a little spooning can't fix.

The pupper doesn't seem too concerned though.
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Cooncidently, I saw a Shiba Inu irl a few days ago. They were every bit as adorable as advertized.

I don't check out the chat too often, but when I do, @bensen is usually there. It's practically their personal blog. And that's okay, since from what I've seen, they usually write about what movies or shows they've watched. So it's a good place to get some recommendations.
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The monster used is Doodle Beast - Stego —https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Doodle_Beast_-_Stego#/media/File%3ADoodleBeastStego-JP-Anime-AV-NC.png —, a reference to their doodle posts. Of course, @bensen themselves is represented by the kid on top of the doodle, Frederick — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Frederick —. I'm sure his appearance is comppletely true to life.

But what if we try the cat? I know, do or do not, there is no try. But what if?

You can't fatshame these froggos.

@stormlink15 sounds more like a Spell Card than a monster, hence the typing. I recall they mentioned that they really liked Raidraptors. A fine choice, indeed. Most Raidraptors are Xyz Monsters, but for obvious reasons, I decided to focus on Link Monsters. Also, I don't remember which one was their favorite so I decided to go with a card that features the Raideaptor crest, namely Rank-Up-Magic Revolution Force — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Rank-Up-Magic_Revolution_Force —.

I'm sure it's meant to prevent anxienty... right?

While there are more than a few music-themed cards in Yugioh, the one to rule them must surely be the appropriately named Musician King —https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Musician_King —.
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Regarding the card's details, I'll keep it short and say they're meant to evoke what a performance by @funkmasterrex would no doubt be like.
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And yes, Melodious and Symphonic Warrior are real card archetypes:
— https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Melodious
— https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Symphonic_Warrior
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Tuning, Concentrating Current, and Downbeat are real cards as well:
— https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Tuning
— https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Concentrating_Current
— https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Downbeat

It's not that cold here but I still get a bit groggy in the morning.

It's better off than the Stag Nation, I'm led to believe.