I don't know about wholesome, but loudly proclaiming one's displeasure does seem to be in right now.

@captainjackharknes's name is based on Captain Jack Harkness, a character from Doctor Who, and his own series called Torchwood. I'll keep it short and say he's essentially an action guy who fights aliens (when he's not trying to bang them). So a spy type with fancy gear felt like a suitable representation.
Thus, the card art used is from SPYRAL GEAR - Fully Armed — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/SPYRAL_GEAR_-_Fully_Armed —. And the monster featured in the art is SPYRAL Super Agent — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/SPYRAL_Super_Agent —.
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And of course, there's also the Harkness Test on what you should consider before, um, engaging an alien: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/harkness-test
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(I wonder if he can still also be summoned by mentioning Froppy.)

It's more fun when Terry shows up by himself. Of course, I get the feeling that that may not be the goal here.

Words to live by.

Next level kinky stuff.

Oh boy. How many "critical thinkers" do you think are gonna show up on this post alone. And how long are their "completely objective and well-reasearched discutions" gonna stretch this time.

A good choice, though so many hearts will undoubtedly be broken.

Ouch. My nostalgia.

But not too high. We all know the myth of @iccarus: He was a birdman in Yugioh, right? No? Well, hopefully the effect on this card will better reflect the story. As for the card itself, it's Icarus Attack — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Icarus_Attack —. It's a trap card, and the monster on the art is called Swift Birdman Joe — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Swift_Birdman_Joe —. You can see why I opted for the former.

Can we still dine there tonight?

Always wear the proper proctective gear.

Some frogs are very possessive.