A great philosopher, no doubt.

She's certainly got potential.

Well, people have been twisting Sarah's Scribbles comics for years, makes sense that a self-procclaimed independent thinker would do the same.

Yes, that's right. But never forget that people like OP are the oppressed ones.

Oh, people are still on this, huh. Okay...

As I'm almost convinced that @bethorien's name is just that: her name, I based this entry on her profile pic: a Tech-Priest from Warhammer 40k. (I think Bethorien would work as a 40k name, too.)
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While there are no Machine Cultists in Yugioh (except maybe Cyber Angel players), I feel a Cyborg Doctor — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Cyborg_Doctor — could awaken the Machine Spirit and serve the Machine Emperor just as well.

Texas Pancake Massacre featuring Ledough Face.

Soapmaking? Sound like some good clean fun.

This is awesome! I hope you'll make it a series, or at least post more.

"Zo, tell me about your mother."

Yeah yeah, there's an underscore in @guest_'s name, I know; but Yugioh usually doesn't use those. And now that they've returned, I look forward to seeing what textual murals they shall craft.
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The card art used is Ceasefire — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Ceasefire —. (I don't know how many fires @guest_'s comments have stopped, but the depiction of writing seemed appropriate.) The guys in the art don't actually have separate cards. And Spell Chronicle — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Spell_Chronicle — is also a real card. I think its symbolism is rather obvious.

Definitely Valentine's goals.

Sometimes, it's all you need.

But this issue weighs heavily on their mind.

To some people, the shredded couch is worth it.

I bet they're putty in each other's hands.