Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

— Happy Frog Report User
Totally Legit Conspiracy Theory #4269 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
You truly represent the voter base. Are you sure you shouldn't be the leader?
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He Has a Wide Range 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Fine, I'll settle for 100%.
Real Goals 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
It's best to be true to yourself.
Totally Legit Conspiracy Theory #4269 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Okay, okay, It's cool, man, everything's cool.
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Froggo Fun R #40 - Serenity 9 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
You seem to have that power, too.
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Real Goals 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
That probably means it will be over soon.
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He Has a Wide Range 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Only if he gives it 110%.
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Totally Legit Conspiracy Theory #4269 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Hey now, no need to be calling me names.
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You're Boned 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, de-boned, to be more accurate.
He Has a Wide Range 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
So I guess he rocks, papers, and...scissors?
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Real Goals 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
True. But life, as they say, is a learning process.
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Totally Legit Conspiracy Theory #4269 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Nicely done. Not only are you keeping a family tradition alive, but the gov'ment won't have you by the balls anytime soon. It's a very handy method.
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Froggo Fun R #40 - Serenity 9 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
No problem. And don't worry, frogs are basically fish in their tadpole stage, so I doubt the comparison would offend them.
It depends on how you handle them. If not it's too often, and if you're wearing gloves, I'm sure could use the exercise and maybe even the attention. But yeah, best to err on the side of caution.
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I'm game 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
If I had to guess, I'd say it's the same reason @grimreaper did: Certain elements have made the site no longer fun for them.
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Froggo Fun R #40 - Serenity 9 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Indeed. And a terrarium. It's funny that you mentioned frog food, cause apparently feeding frogs is more complicated than it seems. They're usually not picky, but stuff like overfeeding is a real problem.
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Real Goals 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
He's got it figured out.
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Totally Legit Conspiracy Theory #4269 10 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, there are those who don't have to worry about it.
Honk 15 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Not every Canadian is turned on by clowns. I wish OP would stop pushing his fetishes on people.
It's 'Cause o' Those Vaccines 14 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Clowns also honk. Speaking of which, some users (bet you can't guess who) actually made a honking thread. That's not a euphemism, they made a thread where they go honk: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/636765/theyre-probably-okay-with-airplanes/
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I wonder why people don't take them seriously. It's the great mystery of our time. On that note, I imagine the following comments on this post will go something along the lines of: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfKguLLngbI
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Froggo Fun R #40 - Serenity 9 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Frogs are the true path to power.
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YugiPro #26 - He Just Wants a Valentine 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
@that_creepy_guy's profile pic is Alucard from "Hellsing". And while Vampire is an archetype in Yugioh — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Vampire —, I felt like the slasher smile of Swordstalker — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Swordstalker — captures the creepiness better. Plus, how could I pass up a monster with "stalker" in its name for this entry.
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Aw, poor baby. 24 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
But but... What about people online who feel offended when you don't engage them? What about people who feel attacked because they can't use slurs? And won't you please consider the people who get angry when you point out their hypocrisy. Clearly there are those who have worse than you.
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You are loved .. and have been warned. 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, I guess there isn't mushroom for doubt. I wanted to argue, but I better frogget about it.
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Froggo Fun R #39 - Boat Go Brrr 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Something something Bezos's superyacht.
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Octo-lier 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Hello there.
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