Being sharp can get you out of a lot of hairy situations.

His Kryptonite is discrimination lawsuits.

Not as entertaining as J.K. Simmons' version, but I'll still take it.

The song or the band?

Disney owns both Marvel and Star Wars. This could happen.

What if the wish is another smooch?

Well, it wouldn't be a party without clowns.

@nekkidninja is currently posting Star Wars stuff. So I thought a robot ninja would fit quite well. And Yugioh delivers once again in the the form of Superheavy Samurai Stealth Ninja — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Superheavy_Samurai_Stealth_Ninja —. (See, @shurikkaru? Samurais can be ninja, too.) Plus, it's not wearing clothes, so the nekkid part is on full display. (Try to contain yourselves.) However, I didn't know if @nekkidninja leans towards the LIGHT or DARK side of the Force, so I went for both.

Ah, these puns are chicken soup for the soul.

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats. Nothing has changed since then.

Feed him a block of fish to tame him.

Another year, and yet she never seems to get any older. I wonder what her secret is. (Must be a special moisturizer.)

Is her son @bensen?

"The Cherubs have taught me how to please a woman. (It's by sitting on her lap and purring.)"

Before you judge a cat, walk a mile in their overalls.

Tag yourself. (Bet you can't guess which one I am.)
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But yeah, sorry about what's going on. Stay safe.

"This not chicken leg...?"

I wish I had this frog's confidence.

Reminds me of this: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1189715-everyone-i-dont-like-is-hitler
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But remeber, don't demonize people you don't like, and people like OP are the oppressed one.