Happy Frog

happy_frog


Hippity hoppity

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You Think YOU Have Problems 15 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Oh, the above was depressed, was he. He had bad thoughts, did he. Gee, I could never imagine what that's like.
If any of you are worried, don't be. His enablers are sure to prop him up, and he'll be back to posting gun propaganda before you can say 'school shooting'.
It's also funny that he should mention harassment, especially given his completely objecitve summary and, you know, the fact that he keeps commenting on the posts of someone who he claims does that to him.
But I do agree that harassement is bad. And anyone who does do that should not be allowed to, shouldn't they.
Pigeon on my balcony: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! 11 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
You fool! It's a gov'ment surveillance drone and it was just using that trick to distract you while it spies on you.
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An Actual Terry Meme 12 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Ha. A shark with shrimps. What a silly concept.
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A Cool Dish 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
You mean... kill it to death?
Simpler Times 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I miss @grimreaper's dinosaur posts.
Froggo Fun R #54 - Stalwart Thermostat Defender 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Must be a dad frog.
But remember, the real threat to democracy is white fragility 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
The funny thing, since OP supported the Capitol Attack, uh sorry, totally peaceful loitering session where everyone was happy and no one died, and he (presumably) lives in the US and owns weapons, he might very well be on a watchlist.
Remember to account for range 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Spy: "Right behind you."
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Can we stop proving the conspiracy theorists right for two minutes 28 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Sounds like something a conspiracy theorist would say.
You Think YOU Have Problems 15 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Maybe. But sometimes randomness and nonsense can be humorous, and for me this was one such instance. Your point about abusing them is still valid.
A Rather Difficult Task to Manage 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Piano can be pretty tough. I used to play, but I could never find the time to properly practise, so I can't say I'm good at it either.
"Free Thinkers" Be Like: 30 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Really? I had no idea. But yeah, my intention was not to insult you in any way. Quite the opposite. So I'm glad you found it funny.
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You Think YOU Have Problems 15 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
@nicengelman It seems so. I'd forgotten I need to seek the approval of the regime who totally supports free speech, and how dare you oppress them before I dare make my unworthy posts.
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A Rather Difficult Task to Manage 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I hear that works on this site, too. I'll try it: @ctrl_alt_del.
Markiplier: "I can milk you." 5 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Milking horses however is usually not recommended.
You Think YOU Have Problems 15 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
It seems the above won't simply settle for the memes that are left, they have to be just right.
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You Think YOU Have Problems 15 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Those lousy liberals and their lack of consideration for others' hardships. They just don't know the struggle.
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Two stomps to flatten your skull 11 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Yeah, the worst part was when the horse knelt on someone's neck until they died. Truly brutal. Why, people ought to protest against stuff like that.
This is it 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Ooh. I know you have good intentions but this can go a lotta ways, depending on what the person reading it had doubts about.
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YugiPro #38 - It Ain't Your TPcall Cephalopod 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
@tpsquid might think they can escape my gaze by lurking in the depths, but I can still see them.
I'm sure the TP in their name stands for Torpedo Power. I mean, what else could it possibly be.
Being hit by something like that would be quite a shock. As such, Shocktopus — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Shocktopus — blew all competition out of the water for this entry.
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Rune-substance #3 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Trust me. You don't want to know.
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Rune-substance #3 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I look forward to them. :)
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"Free Thinkers" Be Like: 30 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I only know about him because, for some reason, YouTube has been recommending me Columbo clips.
The way he calmy and politely picks apart perps and unravels their lies is very reminiscent of how you confront toxic users on this site.
I know it's not your intent but it's still very amusing and cathartic to watch.
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A Cool Dish 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Chef Ramsey is probably just mad because it doesn't have the Lamb! Sauce!
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I'm Sure They Sleep with One Eye Open 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
High tech security systems got nothing on a sleepy good boi.
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