Some people say "don't have a cow". But surely they don't mean this cow. How could anyone have any beef when this cow crosses your path.

Night shift was the easiest shift I've ever done.

Of course the pencil would allow themselves to be lead. That's just one of two points this all-em-compass-ing comic has. The other point though is pretty metal.

So intimidating. I can see why people like that carry so much sway.

The memes about the war going on right now in Ukraine don't really do it for me. They're repetitive at best, and depressing at worst. With that said, there are a few standouts which did make me chuckle, and this is one of them.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/637790/rune-meaning-fehu/

Yes, of course it's Russia. Whadda ya want, a cookie? Or perhaps, Khlav Kalash?!

You'd be surprised how often that works.

To quote a trusted authority on the subject: "Walls work."

It's weird to think about, but Lucky Star aired nearly 15 years ago.

If your memes don't go brrr, are they really memes at all? And the only way to have your @memesgobrrr is with memechine guns. (Or just leave them in the cold.)
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Secret Barrel's — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Secret_Barrel — connection to this may not be immediately apparent, but when one considers its Japanese name, Disguised Machine Gun, it will certainly reveal itself. For memes are indeed traps many fall into.

I mean, you do expect them to fly, in this weather?

I remember trying to do the Kamehameha as a kid. It never worked, probably because I didn't use a jellyfish.