You look different when you're awake.

Well, not entirely useless. If we take Pawns as a base unit of 1, Kings have a value of about 4 , but only in the late game. Of course, Queens still have a value of 9. (For anyone curious, Bishops and Knights are a 3, and Rooks are a 5.)

Forget the Wierding Way, you've unlocked the Weaving Way. Also, you have beautiful features.

Mind tricks don't work on me. But I may just fall for this one.

@luger, you are not a gun. You are who you choose to be. Now choose!
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The Luger actually is a type of semi-automatic pistol developed by a German guy called Georg Luger. While obsolete today, it's still a collector's item and some varieties such the .45 caliber one can fetch a hefty price. This gun can typically hold 8 bullets. (Hence the card's effect.)
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Despite heavy censorship, Yugioh has a suprising amount of gun-themed cards. So choosing one was kinda hard. But I went with Blowback Dragon — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Blowback_Dragon — because it's a card I owned a physical copy of, and used quite a lot both irl and in Duel Links. While not that powerful, its luck-based effect made it pretty fun to play.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/637943/rune-meaning-raidho/

@dr_richard_ew Sorry it had to come to this but everyone knows Apple is growing too strong.

I mean, 2 months of 2022 are already gone. But there's still time.

But but... "it builds character".

I'm sure there are those who appreciate this, even if it doesn't turn the tide of the war. (Well, it might if she trains the dogs to steal tanks.)

Tippy-tappy.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/637900/rune-meaning-ansuz/
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Incidently, this is my favorite rune. I remember making a papier-mâché runestone of it at one point.

Well, there's also the Bat Plane. But it just plane doesn't look as cool.

Kids always fall for this. They just never learn. They must have goldfish memory.

Bet they were some cool beans.

Get in touch with your inner child. But don't touch your inner child.

The pantyhose and high heels are killing me though.

Low key, that cat's kind of a jerk, low key though.