When they do that, they're actually cleaning themselves. Yeah, flies take personal hygiene very seriously. More so than some humans, as it turns out.

That look is not the look of living creature, but one of a cold, calculating surveillance machine with a gov'ment agent behind it.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638022/rune-meaning-gebo/
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Here's the problem. You had it set to M for Mini, when you should have set it to ᚹ for Wunjo.

There's something you can try to spice up things in the bedroom.
I had mixed feelings upon learning that The Toad and The Frog are actual names of positions humans use.

With gas prices nowadayas, this may not be a bad option.

He's just tired of people telling him he has no balls.

PP stands for Pokémon Power, of course.

"But what happened to Mr. Collector?"
"She doesn't like to talk about it."
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Nah, I'm joking, I'm sure he's fine and that he and @mrscollector are happy together.
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While the mystery of what she actually collects remains, I believe she'd much rather be represented by Token Colllector — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Token_Collector — than, say, Garbage Collector — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Garbage_Collector —.
Also, her profile say she plays WoW (World of Warcraft) so maybe she played as a Goblin at some point.

I do miss 2000's internet when all you needed was a pop-up blocker.

@snowbeast never really told me what kind of beast she is, but I think Mother Grizzly — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Mother_Grizzly — wouldn't be too far off. Also, it's a card I actually used quite a lot in the Duel Academy GBA game.
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There are actually a few "Kid" monsters in Yugioh, such as Hero Kid — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Hero_Kid —. And more than a few snow-themed cards, so I won't list them all. The rune in the effect refers to @snowbeast's runestone posts which I (and others) very much aprreciate. And there is an actual rune archetype in the game, called Mysterune — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Mysterune —.

Ooooooon
The Planet of Scipio
Born and raised
Chasing immortality
Is how he spend
Most of his days
Teaching his apprentice
The Rule of Two
While influencing midi-chlorians
Outside of Sith School
When his Sith apprentice
Got up to no good
And started to betray him
In his neighborhood
They got in one little fight
And then he said:
"I seem to have come down
with a slight case of dead."

Previous rune post here:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/637969/rune-meaning-kenaz/
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X marks the spot. Interestingly, the Greek letter Chi also look like an X in uppercase (it's also used in the Cyrillic alphabet). However, they represent different sounds.

You are not alone, I'm under your bed.

Relatable. Especially if I've just woken up.

Depends on who's calling.

The drone is becoming self-aware.

My grandmothers made the best fries. Try as I might, I can never seem to replicate them. Nor do any fries I make seem to taste as good.

It's once again time to show the due appreciation to the girls who make this site worth coming back to.
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Can't have a Mother's Day post without mentioning one of the best moms here @snowbeast, who is also an OG.
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Speaking of OGs, there is of course @mia_linay who was there for me from day one, and still is. And @catfluff as well whose comments always provide a purrfecty cute contribution.
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I haven't seen @lydia, @bethorien, and @creativedragonbaby too often lately but I am always glad when I do.
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@ewqua also doesn't comment too often but when she does, it's something nice.
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@purplepumpkin hasn't been that active lately either. Nonethless, I can't help but think of her when I think of fun users to talk to.
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Can't talk about moms and leave out @mrscollector. Again, she doesn't comment that often but I still enjoy seeing her stories.
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There are no doubt others, but I don't wanna make the list too long. Not that I'd mind adding to it next year. So, thank you all.

A mom is never late, nor is she early. She arrives precisely when she means to.

It's become a bit of a tradition for me to post a strawberry poison-dart frog to commemorate this occasion, since they are a great mommy frog. But as always, I will also shout out the Surinam toad, themselves an awesome mommy frog as well.
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Here's last year's 8th of March post for anyone who's feeling nostalgic: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/614624/froggo-fun-410special-happy-womensmothers-day/