Hooman: "This is ridiculous. Who wants to run around the house at 3 in the morning."
Cat: "Oh boy, 3 A.M.!"

Spoilers: It wasn't. Tough modern Roanoke in Viginia might be a good place to live, @roanoke's name refers to the first attempt made by the British to colonize North America in 1585. The colony was found abandoned 5 years, which is why it's also known as the Lost Colony.
It probably didn't look like an Aroma Garden — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Aroma_Garden — but I'm sure the settlers wouldn't have minded if it were. Also, the first pilgrims actually arrived 30 years after the colony was found deserted (in 1620) but I feel it still somewhat fits the theme. Plus, there are no "Colonial" monsters, whereas there a few "Pilgrim" monsters, such as Pilgrim Reaper — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Pilgrim_Reaper —. (Interpret that any way you will.)

Be honest, you forgot it even existed. No shame, I did too until recently.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638055/rune-meaning-wunjo/
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Hagalaz... Isn't that an icecream?

All I know is that, to me, she looks like she's having fun.
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(Don't know why I'm making so many song references today.)

I mean, he didn't say no.

While he studied the blade, I became the trash.

Everyone: Oh no.
Fate fans: Oh yes!

Anakin didn't turn to the Dark Side because he was chicken, but it was because of chicken.

All he wants to do is have some fun. And I got a feeling he's not the only one.

I am aware that some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light. Well, those people just need to have somebody when the edge of surrender's in sight.
I can assure them that there's no need to worry, and that it's gonna be alright. 'Cause I'm always ready, and I won't let them out of my sight.

When they do that, they're actually cleaning themselves. Yeah, flies take personal hygiene very seriously. More so than some humans, as it turns out.

That look is not the look of living creature, but one of a cold, calculating surveillance machine with a gov'ment agent behind it.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638022/rune-meaning-gebo/
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Here's the problem. You had it set to M for Mini, when you should have set it to ᚹ for Wunjo.

There's something you can try to spice up things in the bedroom.
I had mixed feelings upon learning that The Toad and The Frog are actual names of positions humans use.

With gas prices nowadayas, this may not be a bad option.

He's just tired of people telling him he has no balls.

PP stands for Pokémon Power, of course.

"But what happened to Mr. Collector?"
"She doesn't like to talk about it."
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Nah, I'm joking, I'm sure he's fine and that he and @mrscollector are happy together.
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While the mystery of what she actually collects remains, I believe she'd much rather be represented by Token Colllector — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Token_Collector — than, say, Garbage Collector — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Garbage_Collector —.
Also, her profile say she plays WoW (World of Warcraft) so maybe she played as a Goblin at some point.

I do miss 2000's internet when all you needed was a pop-up blocker.