So far he has seen 14,000,605 different ones, and in none of them did I ask.

In terms of movie Batman costumes, Keaton's (the 1989 one) still looks the best to me.

Having to deal with people would make anyone feel Thor.

@SuperDave is the current owner of this site. His name comes from Super Dave Osborne, a stuntman character played by comedian Bob Einstein (who may or may not be related to a more famous Einstein).
As far as stunts go, motorcycle ones are quite iconic. And in that regard, F.A. Whip Crosser — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/F.A._Whip_Crosser — is ready to leap to the challenge. (Though anyone from Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, aka card games on motorcycles, might have also worked.)
The DIVINE Attribute and Divine-Beast-Type is usually reserved only for the Egyptian God Cards in Yugioh. I doubt Dave has been deified by Ancient Egyptians lately, but since he watches over us from atop his stunt cycle, I nonetheless found it fitting.

A simple but heart-warming tail.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638259/rune-meaning-sowilo/
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Tiwaz the night before Ragnarok
And all through Valhalla
Not an Aesir was stirring,
Not even Hela.

The concept of getting face-hugged was certainly alien to that doggo.

I want the kitty but I don't trust the guy.

The matters of the Council are not for any mere mortal to behold.

But why were they buying clothes at the soup store?

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638231/rune-meaning-algiz/
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A nice rune for spring. Just don't put two of them together.

And of course you can never catch Froppy off guard on Saint Patrick's Day either.

It's not what she says, it's the way she says it.

Some just can't let stuff like this fly.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638208/rune-meaning-perthro/
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Elk? Kinda looks like a bird footprint though, doesn't it.

I wonder if Pat's cat was also like that.

They must have heard there would be drinks and a parade today.

Yeah, those are water clovers, not shamrocks but most frogs are aquatic so it fits.

@snowbeast there you are. Though to me, it's more fun when Terry shows up by himself (aka via a bot post).
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@memesgobrrr and here you are, too. Terry finally brought you a frog.

Previous rune post here: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638185/rune-meaning-ihwaz/
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So I guess this is the play of the game rune.

Yeah, imagine a site where you can't see the number of dislikes/downvotes. Ha ha. Who'd wanna hang out there?

Excellent, brother. Keep spreading the truth and soon the birds' façade shall be exposed for all to see.