Introverts don't make friends. They get adopted by extroverts.

The one reality most would be glad to snap back to, but can't.

She's really into that shark, huh.
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For those curious, the hirigana meanings are as follows:
- Top: furifuri (probably tail wagging sounds)
- Right: gorogoro (sound of rolling)
- Left: patapata (probably the sound of fins going flappy-flap)

Remember, lollies are okay to lick, lolis may not be.

When he snaps, everybody croaks.

The shark plushie's name is BLÅHAJ, and thankfully there's no assembly required.

Seems fishy to me.

@zippytheroach gonna cut you up so bad, you- you gon' wish he no cut you up so bad. His profile pic is indeed the bad roaches from Family Guy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1EyMGt1M-Rs
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And in terms of insects with sharp objects, Cockroach Knight — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Cockroach_Knight — is a cut above the rest.

The birds weren't marking that territory for themselves.

Impressive as this may seem, snakes can do it too and have even less of an idea of what you're talking about.

This was no doubt posted here before, but it feels somehow relevant again.

First the birds, and now the reptilians. There is no place to hide.

Not quite as good as the dog with the banana, but I'll certainly take it.

I'm not apologizing.

For the seeds of rebellion to sprout, one must find fertile ground.