Well, paper does beat rock.

How is this not a Pokémon yet?

Something seems off about him, though. I can't quite say what.

I feel like no one really gets me like that.

No meme, just Σ(:3

Future archeologist: "SD... It must stand for 'Supreme Deity'."

It happens to the best of us.

v (*ﾟ< >ﾟ*)

Probably not.

I realize this image might too much for some people to face.

I haven't forgotten about @creativedragonbaby's request to make her a Digimon.
I'm not quite as familiar with the Digimon TCG, so the text is almost purely flavor. Nonetheless, I find that Dracomon — https://wikimon.net/Dracomon — is a pretty good representation of what Baby Dragon — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Baby_Dragon — might look like if it were turned into a Digimon.

Nope, it's just Froppy. She may be a hero, but doesn't mean she can't attempt a bamboozle once in a while.

And thus, the bamboozle begins...

Introverts don't make friends. They get adopted by extroverts.

The one reality most would be glad to snap back to, but can't.

She's really into that shark, huh.
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For those curious, the hirigana meanings are as follows:
- Top: furifuri (probably tail wagging sounds)
- Right: gorogoro (sound of rolling)
- Left: patapata (probably the sound of fins going flappy-flap)

Remember, lollies are okay to lick, lolis may not be.

When he snaps, everybody croaks.

The shark plushie's name is BLÅHAJ, and thankfully there's no assembly required.