Not much is needed to @releasethekraken but reeling them in is another matter. Then again, I haven't seen them around lately, so perhaps they have indeed returned to lurking in the depths. Even so, I felt a tribute was due.
In this case, the octo being released is Fiend Kraken — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Fiend_Kraken — (hide your Sparrows). It's a pretty weak card, but it does have the distinction of appearing in the anime as one of Mako Tsunami's key cards which he used in his duel against Yami Yugi.

Everyone wants to be cool, but few are willing to wear a leash.

Those who don't recognize the panel: :)
Those who do: D:

Honestly, I can't believe you said/did that. I expected better of you.

Breaking into people's houses is optional.

Do not taunt the dogs of war, for they may unleash themselves.

I of course say this in jest (jean vest).

The video version of this used to make me laugh so hard back in the day.

Flower hats are this season's hottest trend.

I've heard good things about "The Batman" movie. So it appears it was worth the wait.

I wonder if Captain Obvious is just an alternate universe Omni-Man.

Loki would be better as Maleficent.

There was a lot of hype around Invincible when it first came out. Now people barely mention it, except for maybe the odd Omni-man meme. Well, maybe it will pick up again once Season 2 comes out.

People in 1927 were apparently really cute.

It might seem perfect, but the protons and neutrons' relationship is purely physical.

Well, paper does beat rock.

How is this not a Pokémon yet?

Something seems off about him, though. I can't quite say what.

I feel like no one really gets me like that.