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Ooh pretty world view! 8 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Honestly, not the worst world view to hold. It's when they start incessantly pushing it on others, and act like victims when people see through it that the problems begin.
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*Free Willy Theme Plays* 9 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, I'm sure they'll let others come along too... as indentured servants.
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Is That Why They're Always in People's PCs? 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
So, here's something interesting. There's a book called "Children of Time" in which spiders develop a civilization and, among other things, use ant colonies as computers. In that case, the bugs would indeed be the features.
The Dominant Species of Earth 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Some make great efforts to return to monke, so it's nice when monke commends those efforts.
Froggo Fun R #104 - Have You Seen Jim? 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, I'm convinced. There's obviously only one frog in that pic.
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Wait, What Was That Last One? 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Aw heck, now they're gone too far.
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Who Needs Weed When You Have Shork 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Seriuosly though, Blåhaj should know that no lady-shark is gonna let him bite her tail if he doesn't put himself out there.
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(Yeah, the tail biting thing is apparently a real part of certain sharks' mating ritual, like the nurse shark for example.)
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I Just Wanted to Chill with Some Sharks 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
They've also been trying to reach you about your boat's extended warranty.
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Thanks for all the laughs 6 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I was hoping this post was a bamboozle... It's not...
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On the upside, his last role was that of God on a show called Smiling Friends, so we can at least tell ourselves that he hasn't really died, merely ascended.
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To me, he'll always be Jago from Aladdin.
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Octo Lemon 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
When the void gives you lemons...
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Froggo Fun R #103 - Fly Paper, Perhaps 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Apparently, this was from a group chat. Feel free to speculate on the context.
Personally, I like to think it's from a GTA (Grand Theft Amphibian) discussion.
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Lifehack! 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
This feels like it should be a Skeletor or He-Man meme.
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Aaaaalrighty Then 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, I sometimes post memes. I don't think I'll get a bonus for that though.
Octo Lemon 3 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Also known as the King in Yellow.
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Froggo Fun R #102 - One Frog You Don't Wanna Poke 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Don't let yourselves be bamboozled. That's not a real froggo. That's one o' them *wince* froggies. And, I understand that in some places they're legally allowed to *shudder* hop in public, and even to *wretch* croak as well.
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YugiPro #56 - Throwing Some Shade 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
This was a rather difficult one, as Yugioh has many dark damsels to choose from.
In the end, I arrived at Fortune Lady Dark — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Fortune_Lady_Dark —, for a @shadylady that twists one's fate seems to fit fairly well.
And, of course, Shadow Spell — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Shadow_Spell — is a real card, which represents her ability to ensnare others while remaining hidden herself.
Naturally, she wouldn't be a shady dealer if she didn't ask for something in return.
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Foxtato Knows 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Smol, but reassuring.
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Fear Not, I've Long Since Broken That Habit 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Don't know if one should take advice from a Pokémon.
Feet guys are strange 7 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I like tummies. Guess that makes me an energy bender.
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There's Certainly a Feeling of Emptiness 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Also, there's a white square in the sky for some reason.
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My Lion Sleeps Tonight 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Well, I'm not gonna take that lion down.
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Froggo Fun R #101 - "Am froggo." 1 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I sense an ever so slight trickling of bamboozle.
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This Is the Downey You're Looking For 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
I guess that means J.A.R.V.I.S would be C-3PO.
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this is just how i feel on the daily 4 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
"The risk I took was calculated, but boy am I bad at math."
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Pikachu Is Cultured 2 comments
happy_frog · 2 years ago
Pokémom game when, Nintendo?
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