Thou hast been blessed.

Now I don't condone eating frogs. But if they looked like that, I couldn't really blame people too much.

The P in PC stand for "potato".

"You dare bring light to my lair?!"

Circlejerk... Wait, that's something different. Uh, Quickie?

Interesting reaction. But what does it mean?

It's probably more useful that way at any rate.

It would have been easy to post a frog with a sombrero or a bottle of tequila, or just a Mexican tree frog (Smilisca baudinii) but I learned that wreaths are also part of Cinco de Mayo celebrations, and this one is worth seeing. (The frog in it certainly looks like it's seen some things.)
I also learned that despite being the better known holiday, the 5th of May is NOT Mexico's National Day. That falls on the 16th of September.

Ever wanted to see Darth Maul as a waifu?... Well too bad 'cause here it is.
Why yes, there is in fact a Yugioh archetype based on Star Wars...crossed over with The Wizard of Oz. Seems strange, for sure, but it oddly works somehow.
It's called Kozmo — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Kozmo —, and the monster in the pic is Kozmoll Wickedwitch — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Kozmoll_Wickedwitch —, based on the Darth Maul and... well, I'm sure you can guess.
If you still feel confused, don't fear, the force of the cards will guide you.

Blåhaj is Terry and Gura's father. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Spoilers: Snape kills Palpatine.

Awkwardness leads to embarrassment, embarrassment leads to intrusive memories five years later, intrusive memories lead to suffering.

"Help me Froggy Wan Keboggy, you are my only hope."
- Princess Leia Frogana
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Happy May the 4th!

Is it to get them flies? It's to get them flies, isn't it.

I'm pretty gansta myself.

Remember, your family will always be there for you(r money).

Binged almost every episode of this show. It does not disappoint. It's really fun, and it's got some great lines, case in point. I know, I might be a tad biased considering what it's about, but yeah I really enjoyed it.
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This line is even more fitting considering today is International Workers' Day.

That's when you mlem the roach. That always works.

That's after the frog exibit, naturally.

Do not eat the raccoon? Well, there goes my evening.

With this parting Rick Roll, you have been granted safety from the bamboozle... until next year anyway.

Now @jasonmon didn't specifically request a Digimon card. But look at that username, he was clearly asking for it. (That, and I couldn't resist one last bamboozle before April was over.)
Just like the Yugioh card I made for him: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/638671/yugipro-55-my-memedom-for-a-horse/
this entry also features a unicorn (well, more like a pegacorn, but I won't split hairs). And one of the most preeminent Digi-corn is the aptly named Unimon — https://wikimon.net/Unimon —.
Also quite fittingly Unimon is a Vaccine Digimon, which means it destroys Virus Digimon, much in the same way as @jasonmon tries to spread positivity and goodwill and stave off malice.

A Sonic meme. That's a rare sight, but a most welcomed one.
Comic book Amy is a nice little nod to her original design. I think they used this design in Sonic Mania, too.

Frogs and shrooms do go together, but this might be taking it a tad too literally.