Anyone remember "Llamas with Hats"? I'm stilll waiting for someone to make a "Frogs with Hats" spin-off.

Maid's Day doesn't end as long as you keep it in your heart, and can continue to pay the hourly rate.
For those unfamiliar with this particular holiday, here's the post I did on it:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/639947/happy-maids-day/
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Yugioh, unsurpringsly enough, does have an entire maid archetype, called Dragonmaid — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Dragonmaid —. Guess what that's based on... That's right, "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" (the one with Kanna, the dragon loli). You would think the creator would sue, but they're cool with it.
As for the card in this post, its effect are meant to reflect aspects of a typical maid café, as well as maids themselves. With the Life Point cost being the average hourly rate (about ¥500, or roughly $5). The not being able to be attacked part is a reference to etiquette when in such a café (clients shouldn't touch the maids). And the other effects being services maids provide, such as food, playing games with the client, or tyding up.

At least this religion dares to ask the important questions regarding faith, such as: "Magnets; how to they work?"

That's his clone though, but he certainly carries his spirit and his talent for retoric.
Remember, ask not what gender you are, ask what size the maid outfit should be.

They're very good at serving French flies.

Though not an official holiday, it is observed on May 10th by otakus, cosplayers, and other admirers of the maid aesthetic.
Why this date in particular? A pun. No, really. It comes from May-do ("do" being an alternate pronunciation of 10 in Japanase) which is how a Japanese speaker would say "maid".
While maids are featured quite extensively in anime, there are very few of them dedicated to maids exclusively. But they do exist (there also a few that feature butlers quite preeminently, but that's another story). The most well-know is without a doubt "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid". The pic features Tohru, the eponymous dragon maid. While in the story she is quite a way from being the perfect maid, she has become something of a symbol for a lot of maid fans.

"Hello yes, this is frog."

Always nice to get some good news. And may I just say you have such a way with titles.

"Owl never let you miss a lesson."

Of course this is from 2020. Sadly still relevant.

Does whatever a Spider-Dog does
Can he swing
From a web?
No, he can't
But he's a still a good boy
Look out!
Here comes the Spider-Dog

I'll have what they're having.

Thou hast been blessed.

Now I don't condone eating frogs. But if they looked like that, I couldn't really blame people too much.

The P in PC stand for "potato".

"You dare bring light to my lair?!"

Circlejerk... Wait, that's something different. Uh, Quickie?

Interesting reaction. But what does it mean?

It's probably more useful that way at any rate.

It would have been easy to post a frog with a sombrero or a bottle of tequila, or just a Mexican tree frog (Smilisca baudinii) but I learned that wreaths are also part of Cinco de Mayo celebrations, and this one is worth seeing. (The frog in it certainly looks like it's seen some things.)
I also learned that despite being the better known holiday, the 5th of May is NOT Mexico's National Day. That falls on the 16th of September.

Ever wanted to see Darth Maul as a waifu?... Well too bad 'cause here it is.
Why yes, there is in fact a Yugioh archetype based on Star Wars...crossed over with The Wizard of Oz. Seems strange, for sure, but it oddly works somehow.
It's called Kozmo — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Kozmo —, and the monster in the pic is Kozmoll Wickedwitch — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Kozmoll_Wickedwitch —, based on the Darth Maul and... well, I'm sure you can guess.
If you still feel confused, don't fear, the force of the cards will guide you.