30 full minutes? Is it possible to learn this power?

Don't stare into the void, for sooner or later, you may become the void.

It's a stretch to think it happens all the time.

Damn kids. I mean shit, man. Where the hell do they learn all these fucking swears?

At this moment though, I'd say about a 6, maybe with some 8 splashed in there.

Toga might suck, but she loves her friends to bits. Squishy, squishy bits.

They've learned well from their corporate overlords.
Still, I'm hoping to make at least one pilgrimage there some day.

Also serves as a pie chart.

She found Nemo. Now, she just has to find Dory.

That almost never happens. I do remember getting more Awards than the post I commented on, one time on Reddit.

Supposedly, Quetzalcoatlus (the one on the right) could grow to be the size of a giraffe.

I don't think I'd mind if that duck were Subaru.

I know what some might be thinking. But that's actually rosemary.

I don't know too much about @johe but their profile pic does show off a most magnificent and lustrous beard. And while Kojikocy's — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Kojikocy — cannot hope to compete with it, I'd like to believe it at least comes close.

Looks yummy. Brb, my internet keeps crashing for some reason.

Damn, that tail thicc.

Ah yes, Sharkmeido, the long awaited sequel to Sharknado.

Anyone remember "Llamas with Hats"? I'm stilll waiting for someone to make a "Frogs with Hats" spin-off.

Maid's Day doesn't end as long as you keep it in your heart, and can continue to pay the hourly rate.
For those unfamiliar with this particular holiday, here's the post I did on it:
https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/639947/happy-maids-day/
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Yugioh, unsurpringsly enough, does have an entire maid archetype, called Dragonmaid — https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Dragonmaid —. Guess what that's based on... That's right, "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid" (the one with Kanna, the dragon loli). You would think the creator would sue, but they're cool with it.
As for the card in this post, its effect are meant to reflect aspects of a typical maid café, as well as maids themselves. With the Life Point cost being the average hourly rate (about ¥500, or roughly $5). The not being able to be attacked part is a reference to etiquette when in such a café (clients shouldn't touch the maids). And the other effects being services maids provide, such as food, playing games with the client, or tyding up.

At least this religion dares to ask the important questions regarding faith, such as: "Magnets; how to they work?"