Free my man. He dindu nuffin.

Best way to start a Monday if you don't like Mondays.

A birb that landed on the window sill at my workplace. Not sure what kind they are. Can anyone identify?
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Also, do you guys like posts like this? There's a surprising amount of wildlife here. As well as domestic, doggos to be exact. If people enjoy it, I'll post more when I can.

But but, it's satire if *I* don't agree with the people being ridiculed.

That's more than I thought I'd get.

"Going to Mars" is slang for smoking a joint. Perhaps we have indeed failed to comprehend his message.

That's Arcueid Brunestud, also known as the Princess of the True Ancestors, the Moon Princess, and Archetype Earth. As much as I like garlic bread, you'd definitely want her on your side.

@title You did? Happy Birthday!
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And yeah, I'm considerably younger but I feel it, too.

I posted the frogs. I knew that you would stop and look at them, and then read this comment, distracting you for a few seconds. Just enough time for you to forget about your worries for a bit.

Those libs just cannot stop getting owned.

Feels like this should be a mob in Plants vs. Zombies.

It's still a bit nippy outside.

This is of course a joke. There's no comparing MTG with Nagatoro. The latter is nowhere near as annoying.

Currently going through a Roman phase, so yeah, Roman Empire.

Ah yes, frogs, well known for their luscious fur.

Conspiracy theory: The killer clowns of '16 were actually cats in disguise.

While it was indeed a revolutionary breakthrough for humanity, also giving clowns the ability to run turned out to be disastrous, as we've come to learn.

Toga's either threatening her, or awkwardly trying to go in for a kiss.

Your statements are adequately researched. Your arguments are passably constructed. You have more knowledge on the subject than the average person, but less than an expert.

Amphibia is a funny place.

Bruh, you just posted frogs. You gonna lose subscrieber.