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Hippity hoppity

— Happy Frog Report User
There's no way around it 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Well, that's not entirely true. He did make for some good Pinky and the Brain jokes.
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Clownin' Around Day 18 - Clussy Fever: Patient Zero 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Damn it, Johnny. You were supposed to destroy the evil clowns, not join them.
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Is that why there are so many clowns running around? Because some people just could not resist the clussy?
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Well, just remember that clussy fever may symptomatic of a much more serious affliction: the Clown-rona virus.
Conga Conga Con-GA 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yes... conga line... totally...
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That's a Big Gift, 'Hope Terry Can Foot the Bill 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
They're not even low-res or shaky. You must believe.
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Froggos '23 #18 - 'Tis a Devisive Topic 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yes, turns out not even Thor can stand up to the machinations of mice from the 5th dimension.
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The rest is history 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
In one spoiler-free word: Mönch.
In several more spoilery words: The show is called Tokyo Ghoul, and ghouls eat people.
Froggos '23 #18 - 'Tis a Devisive Topic 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Thursday is Thor's day. Seems pretty straightforward.
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Froggos '23 #18 - 'Tis a Devisive Topic 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Actually, at this point in time, I believe there are indeed people most bothered by Wednesday.
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Froggos '23 #17 - The Mighty Hunter in Action 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Frogs have evolved over millions of years into some of the most capable predators in the animal kingdom.
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Math is fun 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Ah, I remember this bit of blursed knowledge.
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Best joke trophy goes to 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
The Aristocrats.
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But but .. 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
The presence of psychedelic poison does not imply consent.
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briish 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's our friend, the Sun. (The celestial body, not the newspaper.)
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While the post of course exagerates for the sake of humor, it's true that getting more than 2 weeks of sunshine a year is quite a rarity. At least in London. I can't speak for the entire country.
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Clownin' Around Day 17 - Professional Help, in a Petersonian Sense 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Looks like a perfectly safe space to me. And if you don't agree, up yours woke moralists.
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I was a fat kid growing up, and this reminded me of a lookalike 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Wait. Aren't "guests" just bots too?
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But but .. 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
People are still doing that? End lick culture!
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Froggos '23 #15 - It Was Me, Barry 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Well, that certainly puts all my gripes into perspective.
Heatwaves suck, so I hope it'll over soon.
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Frog butt. That is all. 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Upon close inspection, I can confirm that there is irrefutable evidence that they do indeed possess the booty.
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This’ll be fun 16 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Ad 11 of 87 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
So... does refreshing the page not work for people?
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The Man Is a Visionary 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Something you cannot hope to understand with your non-Elon mind.
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The Man Is a Visionary 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It seems he also likes to do a bit of horsin' around.
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Birb Watch Berlin - Work Supervisor 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Turdus XD
But yeah, I do recall seeing blackbirds here, so it's very possible. Are young blackbirds typically brown?
Benjamin Franklin during the Revolutionary War be like: 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
"Diplomacy is seduction in another guise, Mr. Adams. One improves with practice."
— Benjamin Frankin, from the "John Adams" HBO miniseries, 2008
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Froggos '23 #16 - Hope Your Day Is Going Well 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Don't know about you, but this certainly gets me motivated for the week.