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Clownin' Around Day 29 - The City Needed a Circus-cision 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
This is of course hyperbole. I'm sure Parliament Hill didn't look like that. I understand however that there were bouncy castles.
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Froggos '23 #29 - Musta Been a Wild Weekend 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I believe that's what they call a Florida taxi.
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Clownin' Around Day 28 - Zoinks! 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
You're right. After all, how can bananas be real if our eyes aren't real.
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Clownin' Around Day 28 - Zoinks! 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Those theories must be bananas.
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Froggos '23 #28 - A New Species, Perhaps? 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
"Why this cat go ribbit, not meow?"
- Catto scientist
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King Croak ! 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
My liege.
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Clownin' Around Day 27 - That Outfit Must Have Been a Drag 3 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
And to think he would later also become a volleyball star with a 3.9 GPA. Lesser men can only dream of such achievements.
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Froggos '23 #27/Froppy Friday - She Found a New Friend 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two frogs.
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Clownin' Around Day 26 - MTG Getting Ready for a Meeting 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Magnets, how DO they work?
Clownin' Around Day 26 - MTG Getting Ready for a Meeting 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
No doubt going to discuss defense spending.
Too soon? 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It will always be too soon.
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Froggos '23 #26 - The Songs of Silence 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
An album of calls of various frog species from Australia. When it debuted last year, it reached #3 on ARIA (Australia's main music chart) behind Paul Kelly and Taylor Swift.
I don't know who Paul Kelly is, but I feel the frogs should have at least surpassed Taylor Swift. Still, it is nonetheless a remarkable achievement.
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'Stralian Vchewbah, Innit 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
"Vtubin's a good job, mate. It's creative work, indoors, I guarantee you'll not go 'ungry. 'Cause at the of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna simp for someone else. [...] Feelin's? Look mate, you know who's got a lotta feelin's? Streamers what yell at their audience over $5. Professionals have standards: be respectful, be adorable, have a plan to entertain everyone you meet."
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Such Variety 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
The chips look good, but then again so do the chips.
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T'day's a G'day 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
It's once again time to celebrate the Aussies on this site. For those curious about this day, here's last year's Australia Day post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/636412/froggo-fun-r-25special-happy-australia-day/
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Clownin' Around Day 25 - The Season's Hottest Fashion for the Upper Class 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Or as some people call it, their thinking cap.
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Froggos '23 #25 - Awkward 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
To avoid this embarassing outcome, I just assume no one would ever wave at me.
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He Got It from a Galaxy Far Far Away 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Over six million.
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He Got It from a Galaxy Far Far Away 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
This is the droid you're looking for.
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Mimes Are Just Quiet Clowns 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I've heard of those invisible walls. They're the ones on the US-Mexico border, aren't they.
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Mimes Are Just Quiet Clowns 6 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Every day, thousands of people are assaulted by mimes and suffer in silence. Together we can stop this. #notonmimetime
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Clownin' Around Day 24 - They Got Big Honkers 1 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I understand this is how freethinking freedom fighters flirt.
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That, or they were trying to get Trudeau's attention.
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Froggos '23 #24 - Are You Religious? Allow Me to Introduce You to My Religion 2 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
DTF also stands for "Down To Frog". Better than being down to clown, I'm led to believe.
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Clownin' Around Day 23 - The Latest Buzz 4 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
Yeah. I understand that was the case initially. Like when it started out, it did make fun of everyone like The Onion, despite being conservative leaning.
But then it was bought up and essentially became a propaganda channel.
Alex jones today 5 comments
happy_frog · 1 year ago
I miss the days when he was just the gay frogs guy.
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