Sometimes, it takes a clown to beat several clowns.

Stick that on your Monday meal.

But is it a silly goose?

I believe this was played to welcome the convoy into Ottawa. For what were they, if not fighters in the ring of freedom for the common man.

This is of course hyperbole. I'm sure Parliament Hill didn't look like that. I understand however that there were bouncy castles.

I believe that's what they call a Florida taxi.

Those theories must be bananas.

"Why this cat go ribbit, not meow?"
- Catto scientist

And to think he would later also become a volleyball star with a 3.9 GPA. Lesser men can only dream of such achievements.

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two frogs.

No doubt going to discuss defense spending.

It will always be too soon.

An album of calls of various frog species from Australia. When it debuted last year, it reached #3 on ARIA (Australia's main music chart) behind Paul Kelly and Taylor Swift.
I don't know who Paul Kelly is, but I feel the frogs should have at least surpassed Taylor Swift. Still, it is nonetheless a remarkable achievement.

"Vtubin's a good job, mate. It's creative work, indoors, I guarantee you'll not go 'ungry. 'Cause at the of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna simp for someone else. [...] Feelin's? Look mate, you know who's got a lotta feelin's? Streamers what yell at their audience over $5. Professionals have standards: be respectful, be adorable, have a plan to entertain everyone you meet."

The chips look good, but then again so do the chips.

It's once again time to celebrate the Aussies on this site. For those curious about this day, here's last year's Australia Day post: https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/636412/froggo-fun-r-25special-happy-australia-day/

Or as some people call it, their thinking cap.

To avoid this embarassing outcome, I just assume no one would ever wave at me.

This is the droid you're looking for.

Every day, thousands of people are assaulted by mimes and suffer in silence. Together we can stop this. #notonmimetime